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By I_Am_The_Edge - 11/06/2009 16:06 - United States

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

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obesecow2012 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 23:29

wtf ydi

_Kaylakurbstomp_ 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 23:29

I don't blame him. I'd chase you with a knife if you had thrown a rock at me too. YDI.

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macs19 0

Friday 12 June 2009 9:49

idiot

Dylanjh09 0

Friday 12 June 2009 10:01

LMAO dumbass i think this is 1 of the funniest i have seen on here haha

emilboa 0

Friday 12 June 2009 10:16

#516 - heard!

suits 0

Friday 12 June 2009 10:18

That's fuchin hilarious. I wouldn't have the balls to do it but I woulda been laughing those six blocks

Hayis4horses 0

Friday 12 June 2009 10:22

the general consensus here is- your a dick. yep you douche you totally deserve to get knifed. dont throw rocks at people numbnuts.

HBubble 3

Friday 12 June 2009 10:26

idiot

dizzy_dizzy 0

Friday 12 June 2009 10:30

YDI not only for such an idea, but also for posting this as a FML

shaquanda 0

Friday 12 June 2009 10:34

it's the weirdest thing, i was doing some moderating and i just read the homeless man's side of this story! the homeless man has a computer! and he uses fmylife.com! what a small world!

stephatwestern 0

Friday 12 June 2009 10:47

wow, that was a real dick-move. throw a rock at a poor sleeping homeless guy? You're completely heartless. I'm glad he chased you, I hope he scared the crap out of you.

benshady 0

Friday 12 June 2009 10:47

Why the hell would you throw rocks at him? If that were me i'd chase you with my knife too.

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