Kids: Today, I was babysitting for my mom's coworkers two little boys....

By monty - 09/03/2009 02:53 - United States

Today, I was babysitting for my mom's coworkers two little boys. they went to bed around 9 and I was watching a movie on HBO. I fell asleep before the movie was over. I woke up to the parents walking into the house. I looked at the TV, and porn was on. FML

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By Andrew - 24/09/2010 10:22 - United States

Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML

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By CJ. - 05/05/2021 14:01 - Canada - Montr?al

Today, I had to babysit a 9 year-old girl. I hadn't slept for almost 40 hours and fell half-asleep while sitting on her couch for two minutes. She asked me something, but I thought it was a dream and answered with, "Your mom's a hoe." When I woke up, I realized I'd said it out loud instead of in my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2019 00:24 - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, I was babysitting my friend's 12-year-old son while his dad was having an emergency procedure at the hospital. I walked into the den to see if he wanted to go out to dinner, only to find him watching Pornhub on my iPad. FML

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By Kendall14159 - 22/05/2016 02:14 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I was babysitting a 6 year-old and a 9 year-old. After they went to bed, I started working on a project for on my laptop that was due in 12 hours and fell asleep. I woke up to a dog licking my peanut buttered keyboard and the two kids sitting in the corner giggling. FML

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By Noname - 09/03/2009 23:36 - Canada

Today, I was babysitting my co-worker's son. He was eating Jell-o and spilled it on his top, so I pulled off his PJ's, and went in his room to grab a new pair. I heard a thunk and ran to find him out cold on the floor. His parents walked in on me trying to wake up their naked 3 year-old. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2009 03:39 - United States

Today, I was babysitting for my neighbors. Their 5 year-old had finally fallen asleep at 11 after two hours of stories and songs. No sooner had I tiptoed out of the room did I realize that my phone had dropped out of my pocket onto the bed. It was ringing. It was their mother checking in. FML

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By alison89430 - 05/12/2016 22:35 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I went to see a movie with my parents. During a sex scene, my dad covered my eyes. I'm married and have 2 kids. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2015 18:08 - Russian Federation - Moscow

Today, my mom kicked my dad out of the house and told him not to come home again. Why? I started watching some porn on my computer, forgetting I was still connected to the bluetooth speakers in the living room. My mom thought it was my dad, and I didn't have the balls to admit the truth. FML

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Good job

By whatnow - 01/04/2012 02:52 - United States - Carmel

Today, I fell asleep on the couch while babysitting. When the kids' parents came home, they made fake crying noises to see if I would wake up. I slept like a baby, and by the time they finally roused me, I'd left a nice drool stain on the armrest. FML

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By fuckMYlife94321 - 26/04/2009 16:21 - United States

Today, I was taking a nap while my mom was at work. I woke up when she came home and didn't think anything of it so I went back to sleep. When I woke up again, I went downstairs and our 52" plasma screen TV, my xbox 360, and $1500 computer were all stolen. I'm guessing that wasn't my mom. FML

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Monday 9 March 2009 12:31

LOL!!!! I laughed so hard reading this fml. Now everybody in the train is looking at me.

silverling 0

Monday 9 March 2009 15:58

It could have been worse. You could have woken up with the kid sitting next to you and him be watching the ****, when the parents walked in.

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TheGuyNextDoor 0

Monday 9 March 2009 19:09

Like Mad tv has told us, "HBO. It's not tv. It's ****."

blouuu_fml 0

Monday 9 March 2009 20:45

I need to move into the Netherlands. I only get wifi in my house :(

alakomonus 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 9:28

same :(

aqua__marine 0

Monday 9 March 2009 21:25

oh my gosh the sucks!!! I could see that happening to me, and to a lot of people! stupid late night HBO... and don't feel bad for falling asleep, the little ones go to bed so early and I always put on a movie and fall asleep on the couch too

mrs_cullenx3 0

Monday 9 March 2009 21:53

that happened to me too! except the kid was asleep on the couch next to me i had fallen asleep and when i woke up he was watch the tv with a really serious look on his face. he's 3

demothe7 0

Monday 9 March 2009 22:13

lol thats happend to me before aswell. exept my parents came home and found me.

effit 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 0:33

hahahah at the very least you know if they kicked you out quickly they may just have wanted to watch it for themselves.

Yogirl1223 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 5:30

ahahaa, this was hilarious. im curious to know if they bought your explanation. hopefully you won't get blacklisted for babysitting jobs

that734chic 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 5:44

lol, that happened to me when I was younger. ( I didnt know what **** was and it scared me to pieces)

omgbeckyyy 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 22:27

If they weren't awake, obviously you weren't watching it with them. If you were, in fact, watching it at all.

marinesgirl9 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 6:25

HBO does do that.... My husband and I were watching a movie, and next thing we knew there was this naked, blond haired, big boobs girl with an annoying voice telling us how to fake it. I'm like... oh that's... interesting. That sucks tho, and there's nothing wrong with sleeping on a babysitting job if the parents come home at, say, 1am and you've been up since 6. As long as you wake up if a kid cries or something