Work: Today, I was building new fixtures at work. As I assembled the... - FML

By theoneguyinky - 01/03/2010 14:48 - United States

Today, I was building new fixtures at work. As I assembled the top holding bar on the second section, my boss came up and smacked it to try and scare me. She knocked the top holding bar, which is made of steel, onto my head, and then all the sections went on to fall like dominoes. FML

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theoneguyinky 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 0:03

It didn't hurt me, just stung for a bit, needless to say I let her fix the mess and walked off to do something else. And to answer everyone's question, no, she is not hot.

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idkweird 0

Monday 1 March 2010 20:04

Workman's comp? Also, your boss better feel bad enough to get you some help to fix it. Maybe some overtime?

idkweird 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 0:23

ok, good. As long as you didn't get stuck fixing a mess she caused!

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fagotron 0

Saturday 3 April 2010 19:50

thats what happends when u let a woman be in charge of some thing

KingTurnip 6

Tuesday 26 August 2014 16:49

Your boss is a bitch

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