By vickyxanne - 13/06/2009 00:10 - United States

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Today, I was cleaning out my fiancé's room while he was away so we could move into our new home. Not only did I find a few gay nudie mags, but also some interesting love letters from a nice man named Pablo. Apparently I need to do a lot more than cleaning his room to excite him. Like grow a penis. FML
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debo123 0

Sorry to hear that but atleast you found out BEFORE u married him

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mainedem 0

hahaha #34 nice reference, i get it

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antar_fml 0

WOW , i hate it when people are too 'weak' to accept themselves for what they are .... glad you found it out before marrying him ....

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AndyDuNasty 0

silly cleaning a man's room won't excite him, thats how we excite a woman

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Avenging_Angel 0

Sounds like it's time for a sex change. Kidding of course (:

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chick16 0

were the letters recent? and couldn't he just bi? lol i'd find that hot... just buy a strap on ;) and for the people suggesting sex changes, grow the **** up why don't you?? #14...seriously? and i bet you are one of those guys who likes to watch two women go at it too...and even regular straight ****. by your comment, straight guys shouldn't want to watch a guy and girl go at it, or 2 girls...but we all know the reality of it. #17...thats interesting... lol, explains why guys in gay **** are always hotter and more fit than the old fat guys in straight ****. and i agree, #69. @#127. well i guess the gay guys are just hotter and better. :)

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imthecoolest 0

PABLO. REALLY?! what a lovely name, and such a coincidence. fml. :) but, that sucks, hope you don't actually get a sex change like these idiots are saying. gay **** is wrong. but kinda funny. rofl.

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SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

I love the way this FML was written. :D but damn...better go get a strap on..?_?

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sawyer1_fml 0

Hey what happened with this? Are you still with him? Did you confront him?

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HellfireRogue 7

Just ask if he's bisexual. If he is, just say "okay" like it's not a big deal (don't insult his sexuality, that could make him think you're smallminded and bigoted, even if you're not, and push him away/make him nervous), and then gently say that you found the love letters and you're bothered by them because you're supposed to be engaged, and that cheating is cheating, regardless of if it's a man or a woman.

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