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Sneaky sneaky...
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No good deed…
By cantwin - 02/10/2023 20:00
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Trash it :)
I don't really understand why people are saying to trash the apartment or sell all his stuff. OP would be completely screwed over in court for doing something like that.
Kill him
No she should hide little embarrassing things around the house like stool softener pills, hemorrhoid cream, gay **** mag and astro glide on the bedside table, etc.
And then kill him
Okay, so the first time you say kill him people thumb it down, and this makes you think it would be funny to say it again? *facepalm* what is the world coming to?
My god why is he even with you if he's not gonna be faithful?
You should definitely help him clean his apartment... ...by selling all of his shit before you leave.
I'm sorry doc, but I've gotta disagree with this one. Getting yourself into a possible lawsuit for selling stuff that belongs to your boyfriend (if they were married, it'd be different but still not much) just doesn't seem worth it. Though definitely kick his ass to the curb.
Right. I forgot the #1 rule of FML: Disagree with Doc, get downvoted to hell.
Gntfmlimgnow - No, the #1 rule is "Don't overthink a joke". :)
"It's not about the stuff, it's about sending a message"
Luckily you didn't get down voted
^that was for 30
Well normally I would say talk it over, but it is clear that it won't work out considering he puts in way more effort for another girl. Sorry OP,
Take a shit in the middle of the room -_-
write "the other girl was here" in sharpie on the wall.
Sounds like you've had the lovely experience of doing this
Oh my...Well, just move on and don't look back, its obvious what could happen if you drag this out.
I just really can't stand people who cheat!!! He's not worth your time. You can find someone way better that won't cheat!
Do it like that song lover lover from jerrod niemon let people in and take shit
Cheater cheater pumpkin eater leave him leave him now.
That last part doesn't even rhyme :(
Cheater cheater pumpkin eater, leave him now and become his beater. There! All better!
13- good job there green bean.
GOD DAMMIT!
Life lesson: don't ever talk about phrases/names that bother you over the Internet. You're screwed now, "green bean"! MUAHAHAHA!
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You should definitely help him clean his apartment... ...by selling all of his shit before you leave.
Trash it :)