By eamiller - 23/12/2014 20:41 - United States - Franklin

Today, I was complimented on my freckles. I don't actually have freckles, just a load of blackheads that won't go away. FML
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Exodiafinder687 58

One man's blackhead is another man's freckle.

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Kruiser 16

I had to reread this about 5 times because of the lack of punctuation.

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adrian1910 15

Op should eat healthier. Fruits, vegetables and lots of water.

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____gerard____ 11

Blackheads are black freckles are not it's simple really -_-"

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Kruiser 16

I had to reread this about 5 times because of the lack of punctuation.

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muzy 23

Now that's what I call butchering a language.

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kerstileann 26

blackheads are black freckles? no i think theyre blackheads :p

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MossyMegaMan 20

All i see in this "sentence" is a language, crime scene, and a knife. Not a language crime scene and a knife.

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pitapizzaparty 18

Im black .. I have black freckles. It looks normal because im black .

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krazayman 18

#49 bro that comment nade me laugh cuz it was so dumb

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

mom's are typically good at taking those out.

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badluckalex 23

is it just me or are girlfriends unusually eager to pop zits, pimples, etc...

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californiapoppy 11

Maybe leave it to a dermatologist, I'm sure our mothers and girlfriends have other things they'd much rather be doing

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kerstileann 26

or grandmas. mine always used to walk up without a word to pop them.

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coolbeansbruh 13

Well not everyone has a mom...mine died so maybe you shouldn't just assume everyone has one...

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sweetbliss3 37

OP could just get those strips made to remove blackheads. put it on your nose for 15 minutes and it pulls them right out. it's nasty but works wonders.

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Allison_leah23 17

#32, I'm sorry for your loss but that's seriously unnecessary. I'm sure you have a family member that others don't have. Please don't make everything awkward for everyone else here.

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purplhaze88 20

Ew...no! I do not pop someone else's pus pockets. And my mom won't either. That's just nasty, and you can get infections that way, rarely but it can happen. So not every mum/gf will do it. But kudos to those brave souls.

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foxwasalamb 24

#32, youre wrong. everyone does have a mother. you cant be born without an egg and a sperm. so yes, everyone does have a mother, some just happen to be deceased.

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Roskosity 22

At least they are pretty!

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IvyOswin 17

Take the compliment, they don't have to know.

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ColonelCusswords 24

Hey, they aint blackheads if people think theyre freckles

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Exodiafinder687 58

One man's blackhead is another man's freckle.

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scottyboy417 19

You got complimented on a physical imperfection I guess you should be happy with that.

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IJG2000 16

Well hey, at least you were complimented instead of made fun of or something else. Better then nothing, right?

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