By Pizza - 01/08/2013 02:40 - Israël - Tel Aviv

Today, I was delivering pizzas, and mine and many other delivery guys’ dream came true when I knocked and a naked girl opened the door. A 72-year-old girl. FML
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Welshite 39

Saucy. Did she ask for extra sausage too?

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399 41

I bet that was an interesting conversation :P

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trucker2 33

Must have been half off senior discount day... She was aiming for free..

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Justinspires 5

I'm *DEAD* at this ????

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Bunnyluver 20

Oh no, she may have been a nudist, but whose to say you can't stop looking good a 70! LOL

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DanaeZee 18

It's never too late for love or pizza! Well..at least for pizza.

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Bismuth92 11

The word you're looking for is 'woman'. A naked woman answered the door. Definitely not a naked girl. I know you were going for the double take, but you're stretching the word 'girl' at least 50 years too far.

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milak1997 6

omg hes not a native english speaker u understood what he wrote so just stfu

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MuffinMn 9

your dream was to see a naked 72 year old girl???

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fictionaldiary 11

That's great that you aren't ashamed of your fetish, but why are you posting this on FML if it was your dream come true?

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