Today I was dreaming that I had phlegm and really needed to spit.... - FML

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By Rex - 04/07/2017 11:14

Today I was dreaming that I had phlegm and really needed to spit. So I hocked up a good loogie and spit into the gutter as I crossed the street. I was immediately woken up with my face and pillow covered in saliva. Turns out I spit in real life too. FML

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