Today I was driving and at a stoplight, a homeless guy asked...

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By anonymous - 02/05/2017 13:02 - United States - Orlando

Today I was driving and at a stoplight, a homeless guy asked me for a dollar and I did give him a dollar but in coins, and then he threw the coins back at me talking about "what are you broke" FML

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