By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML
I agree, your life sucks 450
You deserved it 47
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Top comments

RyanRaygun 0

The only reasonable explanation for this is that you are a clown and before you went to the doctor you tied your penis up to look like a poodle.

454 7
neonoodle 0

get over your penis size and get out more. Your insecurity is what's holding you back.

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Comments

mercury23 7

hooked up? it is so funny!

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Asstazztic 8

I'm sure mommy and daddy saw it when u were a baby, and your doctor when u were born

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Midrash 5

It's just a small problem. Not a big deal

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RyanRaygun 0

The only reasonable explanation for this is that you are a clown and before you went to the doctor you tied your penis up to look like a poodle.

454 7
lizzzmarie 0

bahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahaha

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Snackycake 20

That sounds....painful.

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Henge 6

for it to be shaped like a poodle.. it would have to be blown up... and last I checked its kinda hard to do that by yourself....

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tormcn 26

Unless you're Marilyn Manson. He had rib cages taken out to do so.

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Hippohighasakite 21

he never actually had that done that was just a stupid rumor.

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acid_moose 7

I assume he was flaccid when she saw it. If that's the case, he might just be a grower, not a shower.

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Jem0_0 0

I would have passed out from embarrassment.

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neonoodle 0

get over your penis size and get out more. Your insecurity is what's holding you back.

292 13