By blizzard_of_77 - 08/04/2009 16:10 - United States

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Today, I was flirting via text with a coworker. Things started getting heated, and I wanted to send her a sexy picture. I asked if she had any suggestions. She said, "Your nuts!" She meant, "YOU'RE nuts." I sent her a photo of my junk. I offended a co-worker with incriminating evidence. FML
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Supergenius 0

The picture of your junk is due to her bad grammar. You get a FML for sure.

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Chaith 16

I hope you kids view grammar Nazis in a different light now! If they aren't, THIS could happen!

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iSocket 0

#11 - why do people say no pun intended? Saying so makes it clear you've thought about it and decided to leave the double entendre in there anyway. That was funny, but quite stupid at the same time.

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Alex_Marie 0

Wow. That's what she gets for being a dumb bitch. Pay attention in school kids.

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MaiLouIsLegend 0

Lmao either your nuts were whack or not all chicks wanna see nuts mmmkay? Not sure if that's sexy lolx Oh well you jus earned yourself a FYL Hey, coulda been worse right? :]

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IMz0r 0

Tell her "You're pussy"

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PSmitty4956 0

How you gonna blame her grammar, why the **** would you send a pic of your nuts to a girl you work with that is just stupid. Unless, you have been dating the girl for a while and you haven't cuz you just send her flirty text messages I was just doing the same thing about thirty seconds ago with a girl I work with and at no point would I send her a pic of my nuts. Maybe if I slept with her but I haven't!!!! FYL for doing something as stupid as sending pictures of your nuts to any girl who will flirt with you!!

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Punkpoptart1119 20

Blaming her grammar is easy. She should've paid attention in school..op honestly thought that she wanted a picture of his junk because she technically said she did..but if she would've paid attention in school, this wouldn't have happened.

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short1 0

yess! I am so glad I am not the only person who is psycho about grammar. my friends make fun of me alll the time. Therefore, I agree with everything that has been said. she's a dumbass. it's her fault.

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pirates_go_yarrr 0

LMFAO. Grammar fail.

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Altrown_fml 0

I think you should post this picture... >_>

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thekreeperkeeper 0

incriminating evidence? I don't get it, how incriminating? will other people see it and say "HEY!! I'd recognize those nuts anywhere!!" I guess it could be if she shows it around and they have an office-wide nut check... but otherwise, I think you might be safe pal. you're both retarded for flirting at work, with people you work with.

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gregsdaman 0

and ur retarted not to see it means sexual harassment!!! do us all a favor and read the other 100 comments that explain to ur stupid ass what's goin on

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metalhead5564 0

And you're retarded for not being able to spell retarded

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deja54 0

mkay you're stupid for just going along with it.

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