By blizzard_of_77 - 08/04/2009 16:10 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was flirting via text with a coworker. Things started getting heated, and I wanted to send her a sexy picture. I asked if she had any suggestions. She said, "Your nuts!" She meant, "YOU'RE nuts." I sent her a photo of my junk. I offended a co-worker with incriminating evidence. FML
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Supergenius 0

The picture of your junk is due to her bad grammar. You get a FML for sure.

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Chaith 16

I hope you kids view grammar Nazis in a different light now! If they aren't, THIS could happen!

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heha96133 0

This is why I'm grammar Nazi. Sucks dude.

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ohshitmoment 0

She's clearly an idiot; I can't believe there are still people in the grown up world that can't spell basic words. I found it annoying in middle school and high school, but I'm almost in college and it's still happening! Infuriating.

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cowwart 0

I think that your co worker was an idiot. FYL for sure, but you should use caution when doing those kinds of things

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luckyyyme 0

#7= WIN You should go to her and explain the differences between "YOUR" and "YOU ARE." This is the very reason I type everything out in text messages. She deserves it for being a lazy ass.

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kitkatkelly 0

Even if she had wanted to see that, testicles really are not that sexy...

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FoundManyLemons 0

YDI, totally. When have you ever heard a woman say "Oh, look at the nutsack on him" or "Oh baby, your balls are so huge." It should have given you pause, at least. Nads aren't really sexy.

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SaturnE_fml 0

Neither are labias, they look like oysters. And boobs look like googly eyed cartoons. But I _have_ heard girls say both those things. Kinda funny how many women are insulting him telling him that male parts are not attractive. I wonder how many of the same women would be righteously pissed if this was a girl who texted her breasts, and all the male commenters said "damn that's disgusting, BREASTS"?

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pike1790 0

Your evidence also protects you since she asked for them... #7 ftw.

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infantrygirl 0

I'm looking at all these "your stupid" comments, and praying to all the gods I can think of that these people are trying to be funny, rather than serious.

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McCannCanTriple 0

Calling someone an idiot because of a simple mistake... wow. Was the text over a phone or the computer? The phone makes more sense that she would get it wrong.

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