By ScarletSpirit - 10/08/2016 10:10

Today, I was flirting with a really cute girl and we ran out of things to say, I got so nervous with the silence that I asked her if she had hiccuped lately. FML
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ScarletSpirit 15

Hi there, OP here. We talk frequently on social media now and we still flirt a lot, now "have you hiccuped lately?" is our opening question to each other :)

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Tripartita 44

Ah, yes, that is #23 in "Tripartita's List of Quips and Questions to Seduce Human People" between #22 - Did you used to lisp as a child? and #24 - Do you like the names of different fish?

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p0ssessi0nX 10

And then they lived happily ever after. The End.

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jcash52426 5

You ran out of things to say why didn't you ask her out on a date ( assuming you didn't base on your post).

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asdfghjklmoo 15

Just be like "I had some pretty bad hiccups lately and they wouldn't go away for a very long time, so I want to know everyone's method of getting rid of hiccups."

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leffsideTB 8

haha happens i feel that, but i feel like awkward first encounters are more genuine an less schemey she gotta appreciate you just rollin

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itslaelae 17

that's so cute! if I were her I wouldve just laughed and brushed it off

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stormageton 11

I actually think that it's a super cute question a I hope she thought so too. If she didn't that's all on her

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timakramer 14

I once told a chick that I secretly wanted to be Wookie.

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