Transportation: Today, I was following my friend to her house in my car, because...

By friedchicken - 12/11/2011 06:43 - Canada

Today, I was following my friend to her house in my car, because I didn't know where it was. I'd been following her for at least an hour when she pulled into a gas station. Turns out I'd been following the wrong car. I have no idea where I am. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2012 14:22 - Estonia - Tallinn

Today, a friend who I hadn't seen in a while offered to give me a ride. I didn't really know how to give directions to my house, so when we had been driving for a while and it was getting awkward, I just pointed at a random house and pretended to live there. FML

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By fjsinedniend - 28/10/2015 01:52 - United States - Missoula

Today, I was having a conversation with a new friend when she remembered she needed to grab something from her car. I don't know where she parked, but it's been two and a half hours and she's still gone. FML

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By CloroxDoggo - 24/11/2016 00:23 - United States

Today, I was meeting up with a friend in a town. He said he was at the restaurant we were going to meet at; I was too. Turns out I was in the wrong town. FML

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Help!

By ritz - 10/09/2009 14:15 - United States

Today, I was leaving my job at a huge mall. I couldn't find my car anywhere, so I panicked and flagged a security officer. I cried while he drove me around for miles in the endless parking lot. Then, suddenly, I remembered. My friend had dropped me off in the morning. FML

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Let's go for a walk

By jonloran - 14/08/2015 09:08 - United States - Incline Village

Today, my friend and I were getting picked up by his dad after a carnival. As I put my stuff in the back of the car and shut the door to walk around to get in the other side, his dad drove off, thinking I was in the car, leaving me to walk up their hill. It was midnight and I ended up lost. FML

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Waze?

By lol - 28/10/2020 09:57

Today, while working as an Uber driver, I asked my passenger for directions and she didn’t know. She was going to her own house. FML

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Where are you?

By LongDriveNoSleep - 24/05/2016 10:38 - United States - Washington

Today, my friend, who I'm moving in with, flew up to drive from Pennsylvania to Texas, where she lives, with me. I went to the airport to pick her up and we discovered she accidentally flew to the wrong airport. On the other side of the state. I'm driving through the night to rescue her. FML

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Always call first

By Cat - 02/12/2020 08:06

Today, I went to visit my aunt who lives 6 hours away from me. Her car was missing from her driveway, but she's unemployed and barely leaves the house. Turns out, she moved in with her new boyfriend and didn't tell anyone, so I had to drive 6 hours back. FML

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By Caitlin - 10/06/2010 00:46 - United States

Today, I had to drive 300 miles to a town where I thought I'd forgotten my purse the night before. When I got to the hotel I had been staying at, I found out it was actually in the trunk of my car. FML

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By Anon - 28/12/2012 08:14 - United States - Southbury

Today, I was racing my friends to the car for shotgun in the parking lot at night. I opened the passenger door of the car to find an old lady staring at me. It was the wrong car. FML

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Saturday 12 November 2011 16:00

Lost: the fml series

Greeneyes41 1

Saturday 12 November 2011 16:24

Shouldn't your friend have called you once they realized you were not 1.) behind them, and 2.) at their house?

Comments

melissafleming 7

Saturday 12 November 2011 20:36

why didn't you just call your friend..?

shutupYDI 4

Saturday 12 November 2011 21:25

that's why in the 21st century people use their cell phones to phone people at unfortunate events such as this...

franny57 0

Saturday 12 November 2011 21:49

Oh wow! Your life does suck!!! Use a GPS, hope u have an Iphone!

Icecream93 4

Saturday 12 November 2011 23:43

so buy a map at the gas station or ask for directions

kiraleann 16

Sunday 13 November 2011 0:01

I'm not quite sure how you managed to lose her and not realise it, but next time maybe make sure you have a faint idea of where you're going so if you do lose her you can at least attempt to find it yourself. Or MapQuest/GPS it beforehand.

bubo_fml 10

Sunday 13 November 2011 1:08

Perhaps your friends gave you the slip? (i.e. ditched ya?)

mandaboo 8

Sunday 13 November 2011 3:58

Are you also in the middle of nowhere? This seems like the perfect plot for a cheesy horror flick

lalatookasheema 8

Sunday 13 November 2011 4:34

IVE BEEN WANTING TO SAY THIS FOR A LONG TIME. It really pisses me off when I see funny comments that have tons of thumbs downs. Don't give people thumbs downs for having a damn opinion. Shit. (also, I realize all of you ignorant fools are going to give me thumbs downs.well.smd) THERE. I SAID IT.