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By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 02:37 - Canada

Today, I was forced to go to the mall with my dad. He wore a bear suit the entire time. FML

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By mugged - 01/06/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2012 04:03 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my dad came to pick me up. It would have been nicer if he'd had his clothes on. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2012 03:52 - United States

Today, I walked in on my dad introducing his stuffed gorilla to his cat. FML

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By ScaryBears - 09/10/2012 01:51 - United States - Trumbull

Today, I went out and made build-a-bears that looked like my daughter and her new boyfriend. It turns out she had been insisting that I didn't for a good reason; upon sight of his, her boyfriend screamed and fled the house. Turns out he was nearly mauled to death by a bear. FML

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By Anna - 06/01/2012 11:25 - United States

Today, my dad decided that he shouldn't have to wear clothes in the privacy of his own home. FML

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By lizard - 24/01/2009 19:47 - Canada

Today, my dad walked in to the arena where I was watching a hockey game with my boyfriend and his friends. My dad was wearing a crazy grey mohawk wig/hat. Meanwhile, my boyfriend just finished telling me how embarassing it would be to be that guy's kid. FML

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By traumatized - 18/06/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML

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By Username - 23/12/2010 14:48 - Canada

Today, I was in a store with my dad. He completely lost his temper and began yelling at the store owners. For some reason, he then removed his shirt in protest. FML

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By SaggyBoy135 - 12/07/2011 12:19 - United States

Today, my dad thought it would be OK to make sound effects for everything he did, in a public park, with me tagging along behind. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2015 13:12 - Belgium

Today, while shopping, my dad asked me to walk further away from him, saying I was cramping his style in front of all the chicks there. FML

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illjusbedamned 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 9:05

That must have been hard to bare.

Mirorbo 26

Wednesday 24 November 2010 9:04

Cruel and very unusual punishment...

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gbop14 1

Wednesday 24 November 2010 23:00

No offence to you dad but lol pedobear.

that_guy_ollie 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 23:11

ure dad is epic !

ImBeingLiedTo 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 23:36

it is the pedo-bear D: run!!!!!

Bobby64 29

Wednesday 24 November 2010 23:48

And if he mugs someone, we'll have ourselves a repeat of a past FML.

0opsie 6

Thursday 25 November 2010 0:49

So many questions...

ROFLFail 0

Thursday 25 November 2010 2:29

how is this an fml o_o

rusrsbrah 0

Thursday 25 November 2010 3:25

YDI for not thinking the bear suit was ******* awesome. anyone who gave me shit, I'd tell them I was going to sick my bear on them.

akerasi 3

Thursday 25 November 2010 4:16

hey, at least he didn't wear a bear suit only part of the time...

litreofcola 0

Thursday 25 November 2010 4:28

go bruins!

TheDamnDrifter 1

Thursday 25 November 2010 7:31

What?

persimmon 0

Thursday 25 November 2010 4:36

hahaha is he a furry??

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