By raraisbang - 19/06/2012 01:07 - United States - Doyline

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Today, I was forced to listen to a client rant about her lackluster sexual encounters with her husband. I was also given a rather detailed description of his manhood. Apparently, it's small. FML
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raraisbang 12

Actually, I'm op and I'm a cosmetologist. I do hair. To clear that up :P

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jnaust 8

What do you do? If you're a sex therapist then it's appropriate. If not fyl

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romesh17fml 8

Your client was just making 'small' talk

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TheElderTROLLZ 15

That information is vital, write it down!

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ohSNAPyall 26

...on the back of your client's business card!

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redreynard 14

Either you're a psychiatrist or a hairdresser. FYL for having to listen to the crazies.

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raraisbang 12

Hairdresser, correct. :D

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Neligee 9

Hilarious ! Some people just have no one to talk with

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22cute 17

What line of business is that you're in?

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Complaining 13

A rather detailed description and all you can say is "small"?

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Cowboy1986 4

She wants you to get it in man wake up and smell the ****** dude!!!

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raraisbang 12

2 things - 1) you look stoned in your profile picture. Just so you know. 2) I'm OP, and as you can probably (hopefully) tell, I'm female and don't have any interest in waking up to the fresh aroma of ****** in the morning. ;) now that we've cleared that little mishap up...

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fuqsam 5

F-Her-Life for having a hubby with a small 'manhood'!

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doctorhook86 24

More like F-Her-Life for getting married to this guy before she knew if she liked the whole "package".

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