By raraisbang - 19/06/2012 01:07 - United States - Doyline

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Today, I was forced to listen to a client rant about her lackluster sexual encounters with her husband. I was also given a rather detailed description of his manhood. Apparently, it's small. FML
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raraisbang 12

Actually, I'm op and I'm a cosmetologist. I do hair. To clear that up :P

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jnaust 8

What do you do? If you're a sex therapist then it's appropriate. If not fyl

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romesh17fml 8

Your client was just making 'small' talk

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Casii15 5

Its like OP works at BurgerKing or something..

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bmkc4 1

Small or large as long as it works, right?

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habick 4

Op why didn't you try to hit that? And show her what a big one is? Unless she was ugly then just nod and smile

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raraisbang 12

Because I'm op (yes, I know the name field does not have my username in it, I changed it to better go with the fml) and I'm female. :D

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Llamacod 11

even better, if you hit that, it'd be so hot ;)

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the_true_batman 10

F thehusband's L for having a small dick, and for having a no-good wife who tells everyone about it.

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

When you said client, I immediately thought of prostitution...Maybe she went to you because it was lackluster.

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little_one 20

Why do people get married when they clearly aren't a good match? You gotta try it before you buy it, and no one wants to hear you bitch about how bad it is! FYL OP

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

What if OP wanted to be abstinent until marriage? Just a thought.

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lilysmiles143 0

How do you know it's small?

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raraisbang 12

Because my client told me so, along with a few other tmi details she told me about it as well.

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Rainbowbright99 4

OP is a circus bear trainer ya'll! She said it like 50 times, so stop asking. :-P

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