By ToughTitties - 14/12/2012 13:45 - United Kingdom - Woodford Green

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Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend, when he suddenly grabbed my front. He said, in a sexy voice, "Is that your boob?". He had grabbed a fat roll. FML
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ToughTitties tells us more.

ToughTitties 4

Hey guys, its the OP here (didn't get an account to post the FML, but had to in order to comment, hence the name change) I'm not fat, I'm probably about 125 pounds and 5 foot 3, I was just leaning over- you know how your tummy kinda.. yeah. You guys get the idea! My boobs are way bigger than my tummy so it's all good. But I'm probably going on a diet after the holidays, because you guys are such ... well.. I can't say inspiration, more like a virtual kick up the backside. Thanks for commenting on my post, and happy holidays to you all!

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XKXKKXK 10

Reply "Yes" in your own sexy voice, and switch positions before he finds out. What he doesn't know won't hurt him.

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Comments

DocBastard 38

Don't worry too much about tit. I'm sure you're chest a little embarrassed, but it seems like a simple boob boo. The breast thing to do is nip it in the bud and laugh it off.

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ManInTheMachine 19

I'm not sure we areola on the same page here, Doc. This isn't something she'll just forget about; in fact, it's pretty mammorable, in my opinion. She should be able to jug it off with no problem, but then again, maybe she should just express her feelings about it to him. She might be able get a reaction out of him, but she shouldn't milk it.

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BellaBelle_fml 23

Brilliant! I must ask, though, what is your profile picture of this time?

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DocBastard 38

That would be the CT scan of a gentleman who was shot in the chest.

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BellaBelle_fml 23

Thank you very much.

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stargirl_95 24

As they say, "more cushion for the pushin'". Okay, in all seriousness OP, if you have fat rolls big enough to be mistaken as breasts then it's time to invest in a gym membership and healthy food.

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Steve95401 49

I hope OP also doesn't have "back boobs". I have seen a few too many of those on the "People of Wal-Mart" website.

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loserman67 35

I can't imagine the question, "Is that your boob?" being asked in any manner that is remotely sexy. Your reply should have been, "No, you're my boob. Now let go of my fat roll you asshole."

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A_Hernandez90 2

sounds like someone needs to lose some what. so get to working on it, op...

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loserman67 35

^^ Looks like someone needs to learn how to spell and then proof read.

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Derrrrrrp32 6

Your man is pretty dumb to confuse the two

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lulzcoaster 3

ive done it before to my girlfriend, but she was laying on her side in a dim room, boobs are fat, but it did kill the mood

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CharresBarkrey 15

Why is he dumb for that? Boobs ARE fat rolls, just with nipples.

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perdix 29

This is one of those times that lying is the right answer. If a guy is handling something he thinks is a boob, he's much happier not knowing the truth.

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icepick23 12

It's ok; if he had a problem with you bring fat, he wouldn't be dating you

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marsuveesblack 8

Your boyfriend must not have ever gotten to second base before if he doesn't know the difference between a boob and a fat roll. A nipple, duh.... -__-

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rott3n 6

If your unhappy with your body all you need is diet and exercise. You will feel better and live longer.

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