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By Noname - 25/11/2008 18:05 - Canada

Today, I was going to confess to my best friend that I am madly in love with her. I called her up only to find her crying. She was upset that she might be pregnant with some guy. FML

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By WHY - 01/04/2016 00:58 - United States - Fairfax

Today, I planned on "breaking up" with my best friend by confessing my love for her, hoping she would feel different and move on. She reciprocated. FML

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Take the L

By Anonymous - 06/07/2020 17:02

Today, I confessed my feelings to my best friend, how I'm deeply in love with him. The consequence wasn't good, as he told me we should never talk to each other again. FML

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Bad omen

By three years wasted - 01/10/2024 13:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend sobbing so I went over to comfort her. She didn't want to talk about it, but was inconsolable. I called her best friend to help out, as maybe it's easier for her to talk to a woman instead. I found out from her friend that my partner's ex got his new girlfriend pregnant. That's why. FML

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You deserved it 77

By bittersweet - 08/02/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I texted my boyfriend, saying, "Hi." His response was, "I got your best friend pregnant." FML

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You deserved it 72 146

News to me

By Whitney - 09/10/2022 02:30

Today, my best friend called me and told me she was in the hospital in labor. Excited, I rush to the hospital. Once I arrived, I saw my boyfriend of 4 years in the room. I asked him what he was doing there and my friend says, “You wanna tell her or should I?” Turns out he’s leaving me for her. The baby is his. FML

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You deserved it 148

By me - 21/08/2013 23:45 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML

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You deserved it 24 145

Remember bars?

By Baby_girl - 06/06/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, my best friend whom I have been in love with for years, called me, proposed, and confessed his love for me. He was at a noisy bar so I asked him to call me back later and we'd discuss it. He called back later, hungover, with no recollection of our conversation whatsoever. FML

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You deserved it 5 301

By DumbFace714 - 14/02/2015 01:43 - United States - Santa Ana

Today, my friend told me she wanted to get pregnant. I thought that was good news, but then she said she wanted my boyfriend to be the father of her baby. FML

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You deserved it 2 821

By crap - 07/03/2009 04:17 - United States

Today, I finally told my best friend whom I've secretly been in love with for two years that I was in love with her but at the last second chickened out and said I was joking. She replied with "Don't scare me like that. I thought I was going to have to find a new best friend for a second" FML

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You deserved it 7 333

Three's a crowd

By Bisexual moron - 05/10/2022 08:00

Today, my girlfriend confessed that she cheated on me with my best friend. The best part is that I couldn't tell her a thing, because I actually cheated on her with the same friend before. FML

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You deserved it 1 675

jbabe 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 23:02

you could still tell her. be her support system if this guy isnt.

mrs_cullenx3 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 5:49

ugh, thats terrible.... sorry dude

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ncvolley123 8

Sunday 15 August 2010 20:18

that's f her life

lilmissallie 0

Wednesday 15 September 2010 15:45

awwww your not an idiot. thats love, but after that hopefully you'll be there to obviously be a friend it hurts, but hey its lifeee** correct

fidrat04 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 2:22

sucks dude the exact same thing happened to me...but i told her before she told me she was pregnant...dont bother man...retreat lol

starberries 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 17:01

Jesus, I'd be upset too if I were her! Having a baby is hard enough; can you imagine giving birth to some guy?

weepingangel_fml 7

Thursday 10 November 2011 8:38

Dang. I was gonna say something to that extent. you beat me..

scrbsball 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 19:13

yeah f ur life cuz shes the one that might b pregnant?

WOGBRO 6

Tuesday 3 May 2011 14:07

yeah no joke mang fail.

killabb23 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 1:42

25 is very cute :)

subzerojosh 0

Monday 23 May 2011 7:44

what the hell people. she hasn't done anything wrong he can still tell her how he feels and abortions do happen.

not_cool808 14

Monday 15 August 2011 16:57

Really?

FMLismylife11 0

Wednesday 5 October 2011 8:40

Dude!! What's with u!! Abortion is soo not the answer!! Seriously!! It's litarally kills a soon to be child!

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Today, my son asked for my help with a personal matter. I was flattered that he trusted me, since he's a paranoid, untrusting psycho. Turned out he wanted to use my locksmith skills to break into his ex's house and "teach her a lesson" for breaking up with him after he cheated on her. FML

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Today, my friends and I went out to dinner. Being short on cash, I suggested a game where we put our phones in the center of the table and first to check their phone had to pay the bill. Our conversation died out, and fearful of having an awkward silence, I checked my phone. FML

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Today, after two years, my girlfriend finally got over her intimacy and commitment problems, with a guy she met over the summer. FML

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Today, I was at the doctor and I had to get a fingerstick in the lab to get blood drawn. There was a 6 year-old boy waiting to go next. He was terrified. His mother told him to, "Watch this brave girl go first." I panicked and began to hyperventilate. The kid fainted. FML

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Today, I took a bike ride to enjoy the weather and stopped for a break on the sidewalk of an overpass, taking in the view of the beautiful hills. I was approached by a cop, who said to me: "Ma'am, I know your life is crap right now, but I'm sure it'll get better. Please don't jump." FML

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Today, I had a dream in which I was eating vast quantities of pizza, cookies, and pastries. I became so anxious about all the calories that I woke up. Even in my dreams I'm self conscious about my diet. FML

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Today, in one fell swoop, my testicles and spirits were simultaneously crushed into submission by the girl I like. FML

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Today, during a workplace safety exercise at work, I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML

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