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By Champs - 25/01/2009 17:52 - Australia

Today, I downloaded the 'Dark was the Night' compilation made for charity. I have no soul. FML

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By lolo - 22/02/2013 00:16 - Israel - Ofaqim

Today, I downloaded a movie that I already own on DVD, because I was feeling too lazy to get up and fetch it from the living room. I think I've hit rock bottom. FML

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By Rob - 01/12/2009 06:57 - United States

Today, I finally released my first music album. I dropped out of college to pay for it after my friends who liked my music urged me to. They keep telling me how much they love the CD. I've only sold one copy. Turns out they put it on a sharing site so only one of them would have to buy it. FML

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By hailey - 10/12/2012 05:10 - United States - Bethesda

Today, "The Phantom of the Opera" soundtrack blasted me awake at 4 am. Not knowing how it got on my iPod, I checked and found I had bought the whole $17.00 album in my sleep. This is the second time this month; the first time I downloaded the soundtrack from "The Wizard of Oz". FML

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By The Last Cockbender - 06/10/2012 17:09 - United Kingdom - London

Today, a co-worker gave me a couple of CDs he said he wanted me to listen to. I got excited, thinking that they were playlists he'd made for me. They were self-help tracks. FML

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By LC - 03/11/2009 07:06 - United States

Today, I volunteered to be Auctioned off for Charity. I went for $3. FML

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By cardsftw - 16/08/2012 19:50 - United States - Compton

Today, I was so bored that I actually read the iTunes store's terms and conditions. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2021 15:59

Today, I was bored and horny. I figured, what the hell, and downloaded an adult visual novel. Five hours later, I was heartbroken and couldn't stop crying. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2024 08:00 - United States - DeWitt

Today, I was tempted into clicking a shady link with the promise of free MP3s of De La Soul’s first four albums, with all the original samples. Long story short, I had to do a system restore on my laptop. Now it won’t play audio files for some inexplicable reason. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2015 03:25 - United States - Waterford

Today, my friend offered to make me a playlist for the gym. I thought it was really thoughtful, until I started listening to it during my workout and realized that every single song was "Supersize Me" with the title changed. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2010 23:25 - United States

Today, I finally worked up the courage to play my friends the demo CD that I've spent all summer recording. I didn't tell them it was me. Not even 10 seconds into the first song, my best friend asked me to turn it off because it sucked. FML

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Friday 10 July 2009 3:10

You obviously have a soul, you feel bad about it. It just means you have a really crappy soul :D

FYLkid 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 4:02

Yes illegally. And I lol'd at the "I have no soul"

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neesmusuns 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 20:21

http://www.mininova.org/tor/2294042 here's the torrent :>

angelina_galvan 3

Sunday 19 February 2012 22:34

????

rjk1991 0

Monday 27 April 2009 4:10

Illegally? Because if not, that doesn't make any sense.

FYLkid 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 4:02

Yes illegally. And I lol'd at the "I have no soul"

Malexhe 0

Friday 19 June 2009 6:23

Maybe you should try to learn the difference between 'knight' and 'night'.

OverEnthusiast 0

Friday 10 July 2009 3:10

You obviously have a soul, you feel bad about it. It just means you have a really crappy soul :D

beefbus7 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 6:14

or he/she is just a Ginger so no soul

Tlizzle 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 6:22

I don't get how anyone could click "Your life is ******" for this one.

stewpididiot 11

Wednesday 17 February 2010 8:14

I have NO idea what you are even talking about...

stewpididiot 11

Wednesday 17 February 2010 8:16

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stewpididiot 11

Wednesday 17 February 2010 8:18

and I'm ok with that!!! does this ap NOT like ampersands or something?

Banana_Bear 0

Monday 5 April 2010 8:11

YDI for precisely the reason you mentioned, you soulless bastard. That being said, souls are cumbersome and you're better off without it.

KayMinaj 7

Monday 12 March 2012 3:12

Cubersome, they are.

SvXk3sG 0

Monday 3 May 2010 3:35

Welcome to the club xD

SettoFail 9

Sunday 3 October 2010 8:03

I don't get it, but then again I is a dumbfuck

flipflipflipidel 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 15:23

me too

emmeau 1

Sunday 7 November 2010 16:56

they illegally downloaded an album for which the proceeds were going to charity and feel bad about it.

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Today, my girlfriend won't stop complaining about the recent lack of intimacy in our relationship. There's an easy solution to this problem, but I'm currently covered in poison ivy rashes and she refuses to let me touch her until they clear up. Guess I'd better get used to itching and whining. FML

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Today, I went into a public bathroom to wash my hands, only to be met with a woman fixing her hair, who promptly slapped me for sneaking into the ladies room. I was in the right bathroom, which she realized after seeing the urinals. FML

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Today, I was substitute teaching a high school English class. A student discreetly told me that my zipper was open. I tried to zip it up, but the zipper got caught on my underwear. When I bent down to pick up my pen, my pants split. Before I turned around, I heard the sound of phones taking pictures. FML

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Today, my sister couldn't find the spare key I gave her for my apartment, so I had to pay a $50 fee to the leasing office. Not 30 minutes after paying, she found the key. In her purse. On her keychain. FML

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Today, my son joined the ranks of an organisation filled with nothing but scum, villains, thieves, and highwaymen. He's now a tax inspector. FML

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Today, I found out one of the main causes of my depression is that my life is too sheltered and boring. My doctor and many of my friends have advised me to find a hobby. Except, everything I would like to do is either too expensive and/or impossible due to my disabilities and other mental disorders. FML

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