By lonely - 04/04/2011 10:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I was excited about being set up on a blind date by one of my new co-workers. It turns out the guy she thought would be a "totally perfect match" for me is the ex who cheated on me. FML
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Jrefinne 7

Maybe find out his name first? It may be a blind date, but it doesn't have to be a deaf one.

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NA053193 0

I really hope you threw your drink at him. FYL

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Happygofucky 0

It's a small world, hey? Don't give up!! Oh but uhh, maybe skip the blind dates in future :P

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RavenRiley007 4

I'm so sorry, you went on a what date?...-_-

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tulsafml 0

^ they went on a blind date. it's when people don't think their girl is pretty and cut their eyes out/ put on a blindfold to not see said woman

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khaya 9

I bet he was thinking "I shall sleep with her again!! mwahhahamwaha"

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rebekahah 7

59- yeah. and it's really gross if they don't clean the blood off of the blindfold. have some self respect, people!

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franniedottp 8

37- a blind date is when two people don't know each other (or in this case, two people who other people didn't know knew each other) get put together for a date by friends. But, I approve of the above comments.

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MissBunny25 0

go out with him again, then cheat on him. revenge is sweeter than any candy. oh, and order a steak so you can slap him with it.

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ILoveEggnog 7

And ruin a perfectly good steak? She should order a tofu burger. Artificial meat seems to fit the situation in my mind.

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Nimmrodel 11

Nice idea especially the steak bit lol, but I can't help but feel that if she cheated on him she would only be degrading herself.

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ILoveEggnog 7

Mmm, excellent point Nimmrodel. Perhaps "accidental" sterilization would fit the bill? Spill a pot of coffee on his crotch maybe? I don't typically approve of going for the 'nads, but I don't like cheaters.

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awardZu 0

I agree with eggnog. Why waste a perfectly good steak? Use the plate instead!

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Nimmrodel 11

I like your thinking Eggnogg it's devastating and easily made to look like an accident. I hope OP is taking notes.

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ILoveEggnog 7

awardZu, I disagree with you. If she uses the plate she could potentially be charged with battery. The more I think about it, the better Msbunnies idea seems. What guy wants to be slapped in the face with "meat"?

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kaysha_fml 0

I agree a veggi burger would be better to throw at his face but be sure to put hot sauce in it and a lot so you can say it slipped and he will probably go blind " what a bastard "

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skitzofreniks 5

you could be charged with assault using a steak as well...

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ydi_4_suking 20

i agree with everyone agreeing with one another. she should get a std and infect the guy with it. he will never forget her that way

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AllKnowingBrett 0

just order the most expensive meal and drinks, and make him pay

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andreabeth95 2

AKBrett- literally and figuratively :)

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khaya 9

Use the knife and fork to stab him then eat the steak with your hands, how a steak should be eaten.

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ydi_4_suking 20

51 yea but so what. he'll remember what he did

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jess6blondie9 2

Eh. Two wrongs don't make a right. That's just stooping to his level.

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Mcgirr13 0

well I think u should look at him for a minute straight in the eye, so he looks then he'll try to make a move. then, u can leave or have all hell break loose

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CDABXXX 5

am i the only person here who doesnt understand this?

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Darko21 5

No I'm with you buddy.

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wdupvato 0

you deserved it the other girl was prolly much prettier

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aquariusangel420 0

5 your a dick go **** yourself I bet OP is pretty than you dumbASS

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wdupvato 0

I'm just speaking the truth, u mad?

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DjeePee 24

People, let us not feed the troll. Please.

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NA053193 0

I really hope you threw your drink at him. FYL

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romanthompson 0

hit me up Ma

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wdupvato 0

I dont think she dates Negros

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Sprocket 5

What is your problem?

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ILoveEggnog 7

I think that 17's question may have actually been directed at a comment that was directly above this one, but was deleted by the Mod gods.

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Nimmrodel 11

it was I saw it earlier and it's a good job it's gone.

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ILoveEggnog 7

It was deleted right when I was about to tear into the guy and make his day very unhappy by inflicting phycological pain upon his immature self.

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techweed 12

at least when you were together you were the perfect match

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A7X_LoVeee 10

At least she was spot on with the matchmaking

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Jrefinne 7

Maybe find out his name first? It may be a blind date, but it doesn't have to be a deaf one.

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jordanprodigy023 0

Hit it and quit it

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mintcar 9

How awkward. He probably felt the same way OP.

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