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By konacoffee17 - 14/12/2014 05:15 - United States - Portland

Today, I was having a nice conversation with my fiancé when he said out of nowhere, "I sold some of your panties". I thought he was joking so I said I hoped they weren't any of my favorites. He wasn't joking, though, and now some stranger from Craigslist owns my panties. FML

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Today, I ran out of clean boxers. Thinking nobody would find out, I snatched a pair of my wife's panties. Later, we had a cook out for my birthday, where some of my old pals thought it would be funny to pants me. FML

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By WTF? - 01/04/2011 15:55 - United Kingdom

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By anonymous - 22/02/2010 18:11 - Canada

Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was at my friend's place with a bunch of people. I saw a pair of panties in his laundry basket, so of course I yelled, "DUDE! YOU GOT LAID!" Turns out he didn't get laid, he was 'experimenting'. He was so mortified, he burst out crying and threw us all out. FML

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joeyl2008 29

Sunday 14 December 2014 14:50

Thank you. I have been really enjoying your panties.

quicksuper 14

Sunday 14 December 2014 14:47

Sorry OP, that sucks. Why would anyone sell panties, especially to someone random on Craigslist!

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awkotaco333 15

Sunday 14 December 2014 15:23

I guess he doesn't know boundaries

MitunaCaptor 17

Sunday 14 December 2014 15:46

People really buy the strangest things on Craigslist. I remember I was looking to buy a used bike and found an ad of a guy looking for a "sock buddy". The only thing he posted was a picture of him in his briefs covered in dirty socks and butter.

Exodiafinder687 58

Sunday 14 December 2014 16:15

Oh! So you'll look at my ad, but you won't answer it? >:(

FlinkeMeisje 5

Wednesday 31 December 2014 10:19

#17 Butter? o.o What?

TomeDr 24

Sunday 14 December 2014 15:47

You might want to rethink this engagement. This guy is strange.

vikky538 28

Sunday 14 December 2014 15:48

what was is he trying to do... spread the love by selling panties...

Ihavegas 22

Sunday 14 December 2014 16:03

i'd watch out for any hoodoo, voodoo or any kind of hocus pocus goings from now on!!

Unrecognisable 12

Sunday 14 December 2014 16:05

Save yourself a divorce and get out while you can. :S

ally_sanderson 15

Sunday 14 December 2014 16:10

First things first- dump him!!!! Then go far far away from him. He sounds creepy and WHO BUYS USED UNDERWEAR OFF CRAIGS LIST?!?!

Polynomial 28

Sunday 14 December 2014 16:24

Hi.

Posthuman 26

Sunday 14 December 2014 17:06

Strange perverts. At least is was somewhat discreet: in Japan, they vend them from machines.

Exodiafinder687 58

Sunday 14 December 2014 16:13

People buy such disgusting stuff on Craigslist. Now if you'll excuse me I'm off to buy some of Jim Carrey's used q-tips.

captainsmegma 12

Sunday 14 December 2014 16:31

Sounds like a great way to make extra cash. Go to goodwill and buy all you can. Season well and sell. Buy low sell high and you save on laundry. Your fiance is a genius!