Miscellaneous: Today, I was helping my Grandfather to sort through tubs and...

By Anonymous - 24/08/2016 03:07 - United States - Dover

Today, I was helping my Grandfather to sort through tubs and bins after cleaning out his attic, and I had to move a 50lb bin downstairs. That's when the dog thought it would be funny to block the top of the stairs as I was going down. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2011 17:43 - United States

Today, I helped my parents move out of their old house. While I was guiding my dad down the stairs with the couch, my mom asked me to pick up the tape on the step below me. I bent over and grunted. My dad thought I said "Go" and kept moving. He knocked me down two flights of steps. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2018 17:30

Today, my dog had diarrhea in his cage. While I was carrying his dirty bed downstairs to the washer, he ran by and tripped me. FML

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By Snowtoe - 14/01/2017 14:00

Today, I'm at my grandparents' house to help clear snow. I was making a path to the driveway by pushing the snow out of the way. I saw a big pile and went to kick it really hard. Alas, it was a step. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2010 15:06 - United States

Today, while at my friend's house, I decided to climb up on a shelf and pounce on him when he came back downstairs. When I heard someone coming, I assumed it was him and pounced. It was his grandma carrying the laundry. FML

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By Badhusky - 29/08/2018 20:30

Today, I had to carry the dead weight of my 90-pound husky upstairs to the bath because he hates it. He cried the entire time, loudly. He then rolled in the dirt when I let him outside to pee not even an hour later. FML

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By sari14 - 11/02/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I was standing at the top of the stairs petting my dog. The doorbell rang and my dog bolted down the stairs, tripping me. I fell down the whole flight of stairs backwards. Turns out the person at the door was my brother who had locked himself out. I almost died for no reason. FML

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Coming through!

By SBT1030 - 23/07/2009 11:45 - United States

Today, I was helping my sister by getting some old boxes down from her attic. Too bad I didn't realize the piece of plywood I was standing on doesn't extend all over the attic floor. Of course, I did realize it when I went through the ceiling onto the concrete floor of her garage. FML

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By Keyser Soze - 17/01/2017 09:56

Today, I was cleaning out the cabinets under my kitchen sink and I farted with such force that my dog thought someone was knocking at the door. FML

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By hadtocleanthemess - 28/06/2011 12:35 - Canada

Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML

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By typical - 13/04/2013 23:49 - United States - Cheshire

Today, I fell down the stairs. My mom came running from the other room because she thought it was the dog. She rolled her eyes and walked away when she saw it was me. FML

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SubparAtBest 23

Wednesday 24 August 2016 11:22

These kinds of fmls are weird, like there is no real fml except one that is implied. Was it fml because it was heavy and they couldn't get through, or was it fml because the dog found out how heavy 50 lbs were when it was crushed? Alot of the times they are ok because the name can explain what happened but not here.

whydough 14

Wednesday 24 August 2016 11:01

what a bitch *ba dum tsss*

Comments

goodshadow2163 13

Wednesday 24 August 2016 20:52

50lbs isn't heavy

HylianWarrior 21

Wednesday 24 August 2016 21:52

Is the dog okay?

jsalamo 22

Thursday 25 August 2016 5:32

I'm happy for you that this is the worst FML that you could think to post in your life.

MiaTheMartian 21

Thursday 25 August 2016 8:31

Is the dog okay?? IS THE DOG OKAY?????

One_In_Three 24

Thursday 25 August 2016 9:06

First off, why did the bin weigh 50lbs? If there is that much trash in there, why didn't you empty it first? Ydi

minxk2 5

Thursday 25 August 2016 20:44

I am not sure what is FML about this. Did you step around the dog and go on your way? Now if you fell and broke your leg, that would be an FML!

reborne 9

Saturday 27 August 2016 10:43

I don't get it.... if the dog is blocking the top of the stairs as OP is already going down them, the dog is behind them. What's the issue? Does the dog have a death stare or something?