By sari14 - 11/02/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I was standing at the top of the stairs petting my dog. The doorbell rang and my dog bolted down the stairs, tripping me. I fell down the whole flight of stairs backwards. Turns out the person at the door was my brother who had locked himself out. I almost died for no reason. FML
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BrownBaby2012 0

The only reason you guys hate Snickers is because she actually cares about the future state of the English language. Maybe if you guys did too, she wouldn't be such a grammar Nazi.

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tweetbaby14 18

um people he said the dog bolted down the stairs as in ran quickly ahead of them

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scuba1722 0

and here I thought the dog was a carpenter...

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HMTQMadge 1

I has as sad whenever people on the Internet can't recognize a troll when they see 'em.

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tweetbaby14 18

bitch I think you should shut up and go back to your fat friend ok I misread what you guys said and if it was my brother I wouldve left him outside for forgetting his key and for making me run and fall down the stairs

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zuuzuu_fml 0

what ever the reason was you could of died.

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tom9686 0

ouch thats got to hurt i wouldnt blame the dog , hit your brother its his fault . hes the one that made you go down stairs, the dog just got excited

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maa_rico 4

OP u should hit or put down snickerdoodles

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

for some odd reason, I agree with #34. Not sure why, though...

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maa_rico 4

vet please "take care" of this annoying bitch. *cough snickerdoodles*

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Ajjas013 6

snickerdoodles was the dog... Get it? She's out to get you :)

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BrownBaby2012 0

The only reason you guys hate Snickers is because she actually cares about the future state of the English language. Maybe if you guys did too, she wouldn't be such a grammar Nazi.

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Nikolee 0

I'll just say bad timing and you should know what your dog does, I have two dogs and everytime I take the stairs I look and I'm careful

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rider12 0

why did you run down the stairs before him the dog would of gone before you and he wouldn't of tripped you

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