By hadtocleanthemess - 28/06/2011 12:35 - Canada

Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML
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Shadow1368 17

That's a shitty situation.

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davizv 0

now the race-ist. choosing dogs over ur own kind

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eckksDeeitsTravi 0

you're all telling me you DON'T shit all ober your house? you people are crazy!

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shrinkydinks 0

my dog just crapped on my carpet a few days ago! sorry op, cleaning dog crap sucks.

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NeonBlack 0

it could be worse, OPs dog could've had diarrhea xD

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lmfao1643 3

Its time to put him down like old yeller

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eminemchick 19

lmfao love the way op stated that, "..panicked and shat himself all over.." XD

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KingGeorgeGal 12

The dog is your responsibility, if you did not want to deal with cleaning up messes, you shouldn't haven gotten a dog.

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ChickenInMyKitch 4

#68, oh my god really? that is pretty creative I must say

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ILOLatmockdaweek 0

108 you're right it was, unlike your comment, which was pretty crap tbh.

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ImmortalKratos 0

animals belong outside. not living with humans that's how diseases spread

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Carebear423 0

my dog did the same thing! but his collar got caught on the dishwasher rack and he pulled the whole thing out!

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allthatremains25 0

and they hate you too, 87. so you're even.

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TheRealBruce 12

Oh Noo! that's Jeffrey's dog

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TheRealBruce 12

Oh Noo! that's jeffrey's dog

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MrHughJass 0

My name is jamie, and i am da tank. wanna fight about it?

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Shadow1368 17

That's a shitty situation.

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

You're just too witty.

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DocBastard 38

Simple solution - get a new living room. Problem solved. I help because I care.

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DocBastard 38

Well shit, I didn't mean to put this comment here. I meant to lambast Shadow1368 for the shitty situation comment and put this comment at the end.

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Shadow1368 17

Smooth move DocBastard.

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Xr70r7 4

I think you mean shatty.

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JoeyPterodactyl 0

Expletives have no place in the comments.

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DocBastard 38

JoeyPterodactyl - really? They don't? *rereads site rules* Actually, Rule 6 explicitly states, "Have fun!" and I find cursing fun, so I'm clearly following the ******* site rules.

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MrSassypants 32

76 but my threadjacking gets in the way of the rules but one of the rules states have fun and my threadjacking is fun for me. SO MUCH CONTRADICTION!!! AAHH!! *head explodes* Good thing I can live without my head. Lucky I memorized the keys. 8)

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Sirin_fml 46

Forgive me, but what the **** are you talking about? The site's very name is "**** my life." That really should ******* set the scene for you. As you can tell, I have less patience for fake ******* politeness than Alan has strands of hair.

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MrSassypants 32

Sirin I haven't said this but I love you. Everytime I read a comment of yours you just obliterate someone.

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rebeldevil 4

tushe sirin. tushe.

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HannahForbesxo 13

Tushe? I believe it is touché. Not trying to be pedantic but just for future reference.

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porridge111 6

hahahah I see what you did there. that's ****** funny though!!! 

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JesusFishTaco 5

I just jizzed my pants when I saw that DocBastard has posted 3333 comments on this site.

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ILoveVilleValo 0

Heyy DocBastard is back !! just the other day I was wondering whatever happened to him. :) his comments are definitely the best i've seen on FML :P

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mismonroe 0

Don't act like you wouldn't do the same.

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WhiteBoyThatCan 0

I would definately have sex with you.

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isac1234 0

ditto ditto ditto ditto ditto ditto ditto (: iCan Love You Lonq Time (x

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isac1234 0

ditto ditto ditto ditto ditto ditto ditto. iCan love you LongTime (:

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ripgeorgecarl1n 7

If I watched this, I'm not sure if I would find it sad or outrageously funny.

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BDTM 0

anyone that finds this sad has no sense of humour

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giantsfan2010 23

what about op who has to clean it up?

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sucksforyou21 0

did you clean it up?? I would kill the dog

sxe_beast 11

You would kill a dog for ******** all over the place due to extreme trauma!? Wow.

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iEatGuppies 0

you heartless bastard. you would kill the dog? wow.

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rawrriri 8

Nah I'm pretty sure op just let the shit sit there. And the whole killing the dog thing, is horrible.

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YayFlameWarz 9

Take a wild a crazy guess. Also you're a prick

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KiddNYC1O 20

You'd kill Kenny?! You bastard. Wow.

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KingGeorgeGal 12

******* retard.

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balest22 0

5- if u would read the ******* username u would know the answer to ur question u heartless bitch.

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IronMaiden45 0

I'm sure in another universe a dog is thinking that about you asshole

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WhiteBoyThatCan 0

the comtainer might have not killed him, you probably were constipated and decided to use some turbo lax so without thinking you left the turbo lax on the counter w/o the cap on it and your dog liked the smell and knocked it over, drank it, got extremely excited and went to see you, hit his face while drinking and got his face stuck and shatted him/herself.. but your explanation sound quoted reasonable also.

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WhiteBoyThatCan 0

So is Texas.

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WhiteBoyThatCan 0

oh yeah, I failed when it comes to grammar :(

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ILOLatmockdaweek 0

92- coming from you, the hypocrite that can't spell stupid...

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ItzKymra 0

You asshole:D Killing a dog for a small think is effin retarted.

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WhiteBoyThatCan 0

123 you're wrong that's hilarious! no I'm jk that is pretty sad but I don't think he really would have killed the dog, maybe punished it or kept it away from dog head sized containers :p

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eog314 0

haha. i was the 69th person to thumb down..

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Captain_Obvious2_fml 6

he was obviously just trying to help interior decorating. He figured the walls would look better with a nice, shitty brown.

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eckksDeeitsTravi 0

the dog paints the walls the same way my mom does!

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cowsgomooxP 0

Gives a new meaning to "scared the crap out of myself"....

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WhiteBoyThatCan 0

I saw that coming, but I like it.

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NoodleBurger 0

no it doesn't, it gives a literal meaning. not a new one.

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CryMoreFMLs 14

Whatthe HELL is wrong with your picture posing 114?!?! Like I'm one to talk with this freaky ass picture lol.

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WhiteBoyThatCan 0

114 is a chode nose grammar Nazi..

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peakcheer 2

did you have to clean it up? I don't understand why this is a fml

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mintcar 9

Well...you better start cleaning.

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mintcar 9

Well...you better start cleaning.

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WhiteBoyThatCan 0

and you better stop being emo and black before somebody gets confused..

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