By fyln00b - 03/07/2010 04:49 - France

Today, I was horseback riding. Somebody yelled something behind me, so I turned around. Next thing I know, I am on the ground and my head is killing me. It turns out I ran into a tree branch. The person behind me simply said, "Watch out." FML
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ArtIsResistance7 1

Ah...trying to become Superman, I see. Note to OP: It didn't work for Reeve.

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awilso13 8

well the bright side to all this is that ur not paralyzed

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ashleyfree1 0

hey don't worry, I've done the same thing but I was riding alone and my horse wouldn't stop. she's a ex-racing horse. I felt like half my face had been torn off.

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awilso13 8

well the bright side to all this is that ur not paralyzed

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emilyk123 0

oh man that sucks i feel sooo bad 4 u, r u ok??

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emilyk123 0

13, no people should not know that cuz nobody cares about superman

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arsenicalhumor 30

NOBODY cares about Superman? As in NOT ONE PERSON? I think you are wrong, by far. Maybe some people don't, but there are many that do.

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dontgivafuk 9

whoa! duck everyone. here comes the world revolving around #23 cause she knows what everyone wants and cares about. whoa! what a small person.

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egging 0

YDI. the horse probably thought the same.

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zy135 1

Ok Honestly for peopel like #3 are you stupid??? I ride my horses everyday. I look back all the time. i text when my horse is warming up and cooling down. i call people while on my horse. i do all this and more on my horse. and i have NEVER fallen off from any of it. Ya i have fallen off but that is on my young horse who spooks alot. So get over it its not a horrible thing to look back. on trails i dont hold onto my rains i let them go where they want. and #16 that is so wrong as i said i turn around ALL the time. never fallen off from it

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iCommentFML 0

Hey why so serious much and i do hope you fall off your horse one day and become paralysed  karma

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lovelove24 1

um he didnt fall cuz he turned round it was the branch smart. i he didnt turn he woulda seen ir

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horsehearted195 0

I completly agree. I ride and do all this bareback. you need to be able to turn around especially if you're with a beginner because you have to check on them. but you should definetly look around first...

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zy135 1

ok to my previous comments since i know people are ass holes about when people spell things wrong i will fix it for you. * people *every day *reins

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furburger 0

After reading the first sentence, it was obvious how this one was going to turn out. Win for the tree! Something needed to knock you off your high horse!

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JokeMeister 0

What?! Can you say "DUMB"?!

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sicoupe06 0

My uncle fell off a horse when he was a kid, landed on a rock and ended up busting one of his testicles. True story

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