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By Anonymous - 09/04/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, I was in a hurry to get to work. I pulled impatiently behind a long line of cars to make a right hand turn. I sat there for 5 minutes. Turns out there wasn't a line to make a right hand turn. I had been waiting behind a line of parked cars. FML

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Today, I was stuck in what I thought was traffic on my way home from work. I started weaving in and out of traffic because it seemed to only be a few cars holding up the line. I get to the front of the line and I'd realized I just weaved through a funeral procession. FML

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Today, I left 20 minutes early for school to get a good seat in class. I sat in traffic for 20 minutes before I even got on the thruway and for another 25 minutes once I got off the exit for school. Then I couldn't find parking at my university. I missed class. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2023 06:00 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my mom and I went to visit my Dad to wish him happy birthday. I was at a red light, waiting to make a left-hand turn into the only driveway, and once the light turned green, I was unable to go, because another car was coming out. Cars behind me were beeping. I was turning into the cemetery. FML

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TurtleGenius 0

Friday 10 April 2009 1:52

How in the world did you manage to do that?

SVelasquez 0

Friday 10 April 2009 3:47

You have GOT to be kidding me. How did you manage to pull that, smart one? Seriously, didn't you notice that NOBODY had brake lights or flashers? Typically when you're in a hurry you'd notice that. This is EXACTLY why we should all just take cabs from now on.

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JoyGrenade 0

Friday 10 April 2009 7:25

I did this the other day! What really sucks is that there were cars in line behind me. And yes, I am a man.

goathumpy 0

Friday 10 April 2009 8:02

#39 - It's not the fact that he/she was not "LOOKING" for heads over seats...it's the fact that this went unnoticed for FIVE MINUTES. OP = Fail.

ElizaRae 0

Friday 10 April 2009 9:41

hahahaha I've totally done that before..glad i'm not the only one :) lol

Mr_Wong 0

Friday 10 April 2009 9:54

Supreme Driving Fail!!! X{D

Demon_fml 0

Friday 10 April 2009 10:58

If its women that cant drive then why do men have higher insurence rates...they are a bigger liability which means more accidents that are their fault...men just dont like our driving cuz its not like theirs its more safe. I trust my driving over all but two men