Work: Today, I was in a meeting at work. In the middle of our CEO's...

By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 18:11 - United States

Today, I was in a meeting at work. In the middle of our CEO's speech, I farted. Everyone heard including my boss, who looked over and said, "Do you have anything else you wanted to add?" FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2020 02:00

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By dusty bean - 18/11/2017 05:00

Today, I held in an explosive fart during a co-worker's rant and waited a few seconds after he left the room to release the Kraken. Forgetting something, he returned mid-fart. Before either of us could say anything, our boss came into the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2012 20:38 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was to give a presentation to several of my company's senior employees. The moment I stood up, I accidentally let rip a monstrous fart that lasted a good two or three seconds. When I tried to utter an apology, I clammed up and let out a whiny grunt. They were not amused. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2015 14:33 - United States - Brownwood

Today, my boss was telling everyone his mother recently passed away and he'll be off work for a while. I'd been holding in painful gas for a while, so I tried to ease it out. It turned into a long, squeaky fart in front of everyone. Everyone glared at me as if I was trying to be funny. FML

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Friday 11 December 2009 23:19

Should've been like "yea, hold on, I wan't done"

Poundingsand 0

Friday 11 December 2009 23:20

Did they take it under consideration?

Comments

MrMaD_fml 2

Saturday 12 December 2009 0:21

C'mon, who farts in a meeting.

OLOtheDemigodess 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 0:49

...Lol? A fart is uncontrollable, dufus.

violentturtle 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 1:50

LOL. No, they aren't.

myfriend_youfail 3

Saturday 12 December 2009 2:51

Some farts just slip out, yeah. But the majority of the time, you can tighten up the good ole anal sphincter and hold it in until you reach a more acceptable location to rip ass. And OP, didn't you know? Farting is the method that replaced raising your hand or clearing your throat if you wish to speak. SAY SOMETHING, damnit, it's rude to request the floor and just sit there! xD

MrMaD_fml 2

Saturday 12 December 2009 2:54

man, if your farts are just ''slipping out'' it's time to re-evaluate your sexual fetishes..

myfriend_youfail 3

Saturday 12 December 2009 6:46

MrMaD xD It's more of a matter of internal pressure from the gases. If there's too much pressure, that anal sphincter is opening whether you like it or not. That being said.....your comment was win. EPIC win, considering I'm drunk enough to find just about anything funny. :D

MrMaD_fml 2

Saturday 12 December 2009 8:17

lmao, **** it, I'll take the compliment.

JokingJoe 0

Monday 28 December 2009 23:13

i agrreeee. epic win.

ANTONKR 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 0:29

you should have burped

Finalmoech1 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 0:33

I would have said yes and let out another one ^.^

1990TD 6

Saturday 12 December 2009 0:55

your boss= FTW!!!

FerrariCake 2

Saturday 12 December 2009 1:25

Your boss is awesome. If I had been in the room I would have fallen out of my seat laughing.

God_Of_Purgatory 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 1:36

This totally should have been on MLIA. Really? A fart? That is friggin' awesome. Shoulda capped it off with a huge belch and pattin' your stomach. I totally would have.