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By Anonymous - 05/06/2011 20:45 - United States

Today, I was in the elevator with my boss when I accidentally let rip the vilest, most horrifying fart of my life as we left the first floor. We stood in silence as the elevator slowly ascended to the 21st floor, leaving us to marinate in the fumes. FML

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By stink - 01/07/2015 02:40 - Australia - Sydney

Today, after working alone in a room all day, I let a fart sneak out. Just then, my drop dead gorgeous boss and two new girls walked in. I could literally see them hit the stench and cringe. FML

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Today, I shared an elevator alone with an attractive co-worker. On our way up, she let out a loud, noxious rip. She covered her nose and mouth while giving me an accusing look, as I said with a straight face, "Excuse you." Later, I received a note from HR for harassment. FML

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By Zoro - 13/09/2023 21:00 - Canada - Burnaby

Today, I had a wet fart with liquid in my underwear that I could smell. I let the one guy in front of me take the elevator so he wouldn't smell me. When the next empty elevator showed up, seven people started lining up behind me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2015 19:58

Today, I wore flip-flops to work. Just as I walked onto the elevator, they made a sound very close to that of a fart. About 10 seconds later, some asshole let out a silent but deadly fart, earning me a bunch of disgusted looks. FML

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By lizard - 18/12/2010 05:56 - United States

Today, the guy who got off when the elevator's doors opened had a very embarrassed look on his face. I didn't think anything of it till the doors closed. Turns out he was running away from his deadly fart. FML

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By yogapants - 24/09/2010 20:21 - Switzerland

Today, I let out the most horrific, loudest, and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class. Out of embarrassment, I tried to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling, but no one saw the funny side. I was given looks of horror, and avoided by everyone else for the rest of the class. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2012 20:38 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was to give a presentation to several of my company's senior employees. The moment I stood up, I accidentally let rip a monstrous fart that lasted a good two or three seconds. When I tried to utter an apology, I clammed up and let out a whiny grunt. They were not amused. FML

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By BillLumberg - 03/02/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, I released a noxious, unforgiving fart in my cubicle not thinking anything of it. You know, one of those sulfurous clouds you get the morning after a few good beers. Moments later, my manager walks in to talk about work. It's 7:30 in the morning, no one else is around. FML

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PrickHead 0

Monday 6 June 2011 1:02

could of been worse... could of shit ur pants...

ryrywakaka 0

Monday 6 June 2011 1:03

LOL you should sniff it all up . take it for the team

Comments

67gtojake 7

Monday 6 June 2011 22:00

have fun meeting the US government's fist

sulhaq 4

Monday 6 June 2011 22:07

HAWKWARRRRRRD!

kbball95 7

Monday 6 June 2011 22:46

teaches u to not be such an asshole and being a bully bitch.

modernbenoni 8

Tuesday 7 June 2011 13:08

Not gonna lie, you commented on the wrong fml

linng 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 0:20

was it loud?

dolphinman1 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 2:01

that's gross

YummiGummi 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 6:23

ain't that a bitch

penelopecruise 2

Tuesday 7 June 2011 12:48

I was already laughing out loud at the word " vilest" haha great fml

Catto94 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 1:15

LMFAOOOOOOOOO! Should have held it in! :/

relam 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 17:05

basking in the ambience lol 0_0

Calleigh_Valenti 3

Wednesday 8 June 2011 18:24

y not just get in another elevator

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