Today, I was lying down on my bed when I felt something tickling... - FML

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By Why??? - 04/07/2017 19:29 - United States - Bronx

Today, I was lying down on my bed when I felt something tickling my neck. Thinking it was a loose hair, I reached down to pull it off of me, except...it wasn't a hair. It was the beginning of a spider web, along with the tiny dangling spider itself. FML

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