ikr, her parents should write an fml.

"Today, I came home early to find my daughter having sex with her boyfriend. In my bed. FML"

I don't know if it's just me, but having sex in my parent's would be weird as all ****.

Yeah, having sex in your parents would be kinda weird ^-^

It's also incredibly disrespectful in my opinion.

Maybe the girlfriend only has a single bed, but it still isn't okay to do it in the parents' I think.

#88, people do it on couches all the time, bed size shouldn't matter

'only has a single bed'....pretty sure I'll have a single bed until I've moved in with my boyfriend. That's going to be at least 7 years of sleeping and ******* in a single bed before then. Never really been a problem?

I always thought filler words a.k.a. parasitic expressions ("like", "or something", "you know") were used in speaking only. How can you use two in one short phrase?

It sounds better than " does your girlfriend not have a bed"

Sorry FML, I was buzzed. I have since napped and realized my mistake.

It's probably a single bed, and they're more comfortable on their parents king size double bed.

That's weird. Imagine telling your kids that they were conceived on the same bed as you.

@145 I was thinking the exact same thing. or just all in all. you're having sec among the sheets that you were started in...I feel like that would not put someone in the mood...

Most colleges have single beds. A lot of people have sex in college.

um do you like not have a life or something #111

My boyfriend has a single bed... It's really not a problem having sex in a small bed. I couldn't imagine ******* on my parents' (or his parents) bed. That's incredibly disrespectful.

Yeah single bed really wouldn't matter, me and my boyfriend since we're only seventeen still live with our parents but spend nights at each other's houses all the time (we both have good relationship with both families) so we sleep together (I mean actual sleep) on a single bed. just cuddle up close you can fit

Plot twist: the parents do it in the daughters bedroom also

I would be surprised if it wasn't already

My comment was totally dickish, so I changed it to this.

#34 The problem is that as a father you dont want/need to know that your child is having sex with someone. i.e. I ********** regurlarly; pretty sure my father doesnt need to know that.

some people have those fantasies

Out of curiosity #34, what was the gist of your previous comment? Glad to know you realised you were dickish though

Pretty sure we didn't need to know that either

That would teach him a lesson for sure haha

That doesn't make you a jerk. That makes you a good parent.

and tell you that doing that in the parents bedroom is not done.

You should want to have dinner with your partner's parents, especially when you're going to their house. Telling OP to leave would have been a terrible idea.

*Imagines Raven-Simone's voice while reading the last part*

Also, not only is it nasty, if they have different hair color than the parents and the parents find a strand of hair that's a different color, they could think the other one is cheating, and that would not end up very good.

I would like to know how recording a video would help his situation at all? If anything that would just make the situation even more weird

It wouldn't It'd be for our viewing pleasure watching the most awkward dinner of all time

Fml is weird Two comments that mean the same thing and one is negative 14 and one is positive 14 xD

I think the first comment is down-voted because it sounds like you're sympathizing with OP when it's pretty much entirely their fault.