By Anonymous - 25/10/2014 02:48 - United States - Gainesboro

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Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. In the heat of the moment, I said his name. He immediately stopped, gave me a deadly serious look and said "Huh? What?" FML
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sarkaar 30

The only reason I suppose for him to react like that was if you said his full name and if said full name was "Ben Dover".

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odod777 28

Maybe you said a wrong name or pronounced it wrong..

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gatorclay97 28

I have an irrational hatred towards you... Actually it's completely rational.

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odod777 28

Maybe you said a wrong name or pronounced it wrong..

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Sunflower1919 19

I read this as if he was waiting for her to add to it, not just say his name.

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JMichael 25

That's what I'm thinking is he thought she was gonna say more.

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asnakelovinbabe 16

I read it as he stopped and asked her "what" in response to her saying his name like you would if someone called your name from the next room. When I first started dating my husband he did this. He stopped and he just said "what?" casually as if I needed to stop and have a conversation right at that moment... and for some reason he was totally fine with that ಠ_ಠ

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gatorclay97 28

I'm just hoping he is really hot... Cause that kid isn't gunna go to college...

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lil_ham1644 29

I never have. it seems odd to me. idk, though, to each their own.

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farleytb42 11

He probably just did not understand what you said

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Smiley_70 22

You normally don't scream his name. Try telling out dogs name next time. Or better yet have a pet name for use in sex

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tony1891 22

what are you smoking?

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the_zero_article 15

Cosmo Sex Tips: Wanna spice things up in the bedroom? In the heat of the moment try calling your boyfriend by his dog's name. It's hot. trust us. just do it you fuckign piece of s

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asnakelovinbabe 16

^ yes, do this, all while eating a donut from off of his penis. I can already see the shady website ads... "PROSTITUTES HATE HER FOR KNOWING THIS ONE WEIRD TRICK"

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Lanker 17

#33 I started laughing so hard I cried after reading this :')

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Smiley_70 22

Ok first part question? Then joking about pets name. Then suggestion have a name you call him during sex so he doesn't stop. My mind goes million miles so unclear

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tantanpanda 26

lol the amount of dislikes is exactly 69 at the moment

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darwinism 30

Next time ask him "Who's your daddy?" and see his reaction. If it's you, there might be a problem.

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