You get it, ops' boyfriend gets it, 279 other people get it, what's OPs problem???

From the sixties!

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This is hardly sir status.

Are you really trying to cover up a bad comment? You didn't even punctuate.

What a gentleman

yes, but after this his sex life may be more vapid.

144 - You mean fappin'?

155- #144 is referring to a past fml regarding the word vapid.

"I appear to be reaching my climax. If you do not mind, I will now begin to accelerate my body motions so that I may achieve optimum pleasure. I would highly appreciate if you moan my name in ecstasy, so as to further excite me."

Translation: Moan my name bitch, I'm coming!

almost, almost, almost, almost and there we go. ah good show.

Tally ho!

DINKLEBERG!

And this is how the English are perceived when having sex.

Oh god your comment 54 made me cry tears from laughing hahahaha

132 -- As opposed to crying... what, butter?

I thought it was going to be like "sex me"

This was the best comment thread ever. Thanks guys hahaha

"You and me baby aint nuthin but mammals so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel" :D

Oh my God, I'm arriving!

your profile picture just made this comment much more amusing to me idk

#116 that reminds me of a steel panther song where axel tips the maid a $100 bill to clean the wet patch of the bed.

Doesn't seem like a good thing in this case

Yeah, it sounds like she's having sex with her dad.

Wow 98 that escalated quickly!

Let me explain my warped logic. The "dad" part comes from how he doesn't like her bad language.

Oh. Thanks for clearing that bit up for us.

little kid: f... orbits lady: abulous!

little kid: f... orbits lady: abulous!

gaaah double post -.- DAMN YOU SPOTTY COVERAGE! *waves fist in the air*

Nothing wrong with being a gentleman.

Did I ever say there was, jerk? NO

Excuse me sir, but you seem to be the jerk here. Touché. Mwhahhuhahh.

I never meant that in a rude way so don't be rude with me, dick.

Woof

115- who are you referring to. I'm slightly confused.

79 - Usually the "____ much?" Comments are intended to be negative and sarcastic.

122- thank you for proving that point.

I noticed what you meant before you explained it. Thanks though.

A true gentleman would oblige..

#114 Now now Mr. Grinch

Mr. Grinch? Last time I checked I'm not green, fuzzy, or male.

Lmfao why am I arguing with a child? You have alot to learn. Respect your elders instead of treating them like crap.

You don't get respect unless you earn it, and you have definitely not earned it. I will not let someone treat me like you're treating these other commenters just because they are older than me.

My God, I hate it when people use that so loosely. "Respect your elders." Pfft, I agree with the above poster, earn it! You were unnecessarily rude for someone simply pointing something out. Also it's rude to look down on someone because of their age. If I'm completely honest I assumed Lioness was the older one as she didn't resort to calling her stupid, irrelevant names such as "Mr Grinch"! So no, just because you're older does NOT mean someone has to respect you.

192- thank you so much. And in a way I do agree with obey_ studboii. I do have a lot to learn. I'm only 15! But I do know to respect my elders. But I'm not going to respect a bitch who calls me childish names. You're only arguing with me because you don't want to face the fact that you lost this argument to a 15 year old. And it's like 192 said, I'm the one that's clearly more mature than you.

Guys it's Christmas. Have a good one.

That's the most intelligent comment you've made so far.

I don't like that type of language...

How many times can you drop the "F Bomb" in a sentence? 6

9 - Actually there were three sentences, there were two "f-bombs" in the first sentence, three in the second, and one in the third.

Im gonna try for ten! **** him, cuz he is a ****** who ******* hates ******* dirty ******* language, but you ******* shouldn't have ******* told him to **** you, so **** you and **** your life! Awww yeah!

Honestly you could keep going.

Woah bro, calm down.

29- No.. just no.

#22 You might want to look again. "F-ing" counts as "F---k". I know I'm right :-)

#29 **** yeah bitch lol I meant no disrespect #29

Hypothetically, you could have a ******* infinite amount of "f-bombs" in a ******* sentence; this is because there is no ******* limit to the amount of ******* semi-colons you can use to join multiple independent clauses; it can go on for ******* ever.

Or you could have a sentence that consists almost entirely of the f bomb... **** the ******* *******.

This thread reminds me of that scene from Planes Trains and Automobiles

33- a haiku, but instead 5,7,5 it's 1,2,1

like a ******* boss. now give it a try for 15 ! show me what you got !

^ @ 29. sorry, not used yet on how to reply correctly

Hey! Watch your ******* mouth! There's ******* ladies around here you ****-sucking bitch-ass motherfucking douche! Btw, I ******* see what the **** you did there, ******. ;)

Grammar nazi.

What an over-used comment