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By dumbass1991 - 12/12/2010 19:36 - United States

Today, I was messing around on my laptop by drawing on the screen with a marker pen. When it came time to clean it off, it wouldn't budge. Now I have a full beard and mustache etched permanently on my computer screen. FML

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By stupid - 07/07/2009 18:33 - United States

Today, I saw a spot on my computer screen. I tried to use my finger to rub it off. Then, I tried using my nail. Then I tried to windex it off. I continued scratching at it with my nail. A half hour and one scratched screen later, I realized the spot was part of the webpage I was looking at. FML

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Neat

By ohhi_itsme123 - 16/12/2009 12:33 - United States

Today, I worked for three hours writing very neat notes with one of those pens that erase. I felt very accomplished, so decided to share it on Facebook. I brought my computer over to my lap on top of my notes. Turns out heat from laptops smudges ink from eraseable pens. I can't read my notes. FML

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Parenting fail

By Anonymous - 21/01/2020 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I left the living room for 3 minutes to make a coffee. When I went back, my 4-year old had found a permanent marker, God knows where, since I don't own a permanent marker. She'd then drawn on her face, the carpet, wall, sofa, both dogs and as an added bonus the TV screen. FML

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Gunked up

By strokingitasitype - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Gander

Today, I cleaned my computer screen for the first time in ages. When I turned it on a few hours later, I spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to figure out why the brightness was suddenly so painfully high. FML

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By confusedphotographer - 19/04/2009 18:09 - United States

Today, I was fixing some photos for a client. I spent 20 minutes trying to Photoshop an unusual black dot out of a picture. Only then did I discover it was a black dot on my computer screen. FML

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Disgusting

By SnotScrubber - 05/04/2024 07:00 - United States - Tulsa

Today, I was idly scratching gunk off the common computer while waiting for a meeting to start. It wasn't until the end that I realized it was dried snot. FML

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By Sadmom - 17/09/2009 23:58 - United States

Today, my 7 year old daughter decided to use my laptop without my permission. She accidentally got SpaghettiOs on the screen, then used the hard side of a sponge, filled with soapy water, to scrub both the keyboard and screen of my laptop to clean it off so Mommy wouldn't know. FML

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By failure461 - 13/06/2011 16:37 - United States

Today, I ruined my computer screen trying to kill a fly. FML

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By dumbblonde - 06/08/2009 03:04 - United States

Today, I was sitting at the computer when this really annoying fly kept landing on the keyboard. After a while, I took the bottom of a pen and squished it. Twenty minutes later I absentmindedly started chewing at the bottom of the pen. FML

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By argh - 20/03/2012 08:16 - United States - Houston

Today, I woke up to the faint memory of being drunk enough to draw dicks on my own face in permanent marker. FML

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YaLubluTebya 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 23:54

wow who would draw on their computer

lostfaithinpppl 19

Sunday 12 December 2010 23:55

How's this not 100% YDI??????

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txtrphyhnter 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 12:51

Wow you honestly didn't see the marker not coming off the computer just WOW YDI

hateevryone 14

Saturday 18 June 2011 3:49

dumbass. you deserved it for writing on that screen. i mean who does that?

ScreamDestinyB 5

Thursday 30 June 2011 19:58

Try nailpolish remover. that should get rid of it.

limegreenninja17 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 11:14

Next time your bored try masturbating.

shadankium 1

Sunday 10 July 2011 6:01

ok your retarded FYI

badactor009 0

Monday 25 July 2011 9:55

Someone needs a box of crayons instead of a computer.

DalekScythe 0

Friday 5 August 2011 5:43

FAIL! that's what MS Paint I for dipshit!

MaskedAspen 6

Sunday 7 August 2011 4:49

wtf

VeraJK 12

Monday 8 August 2011 9:22

well that wasnt smart at all

fmine4real 0

Saturday 27 August 2011 7:03

you're not an idiot, all you have to do is go over it in dry erase marker then wipe it off. it takes it right off.

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