By MiscHats - 14/12/2012 12:28 - Australia - Elsternwick
MiscHats tells us more.
Perhaps I should have made this a little more clear, but yes, I did get puked on. Unfortunately the woman behind me was in a seat which was higher than mine, and thanks to the laws of physics, that meant the vomit sailed nicely downwards and splashed onto the back of my head. She didn't aim into her lap. The guy next to her had the aisle seat, and he at least puked into his lap. One of the other three who puked was standing up in the aisle, and I'm pretty sure he splashed a few people. The other two were at the front of the bus. Basically, it was a Pukey Bus from hell. Getting off was maybe the happiest moment of my life.
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If you can't beat them join them
Chowder, yum! Good thing I always keep a spare spoon handy.
this reminds me scenes of 80's comedies.... FYL OP
That sucks sorry OP
That sounds like my idea of Hell! FYL op
I'm assuming that "crowded bus", "woman behind me" and "There was no room to escape.", each on their own imply OP got vomited on. Combined, it makes that a certainty.
Blaaaarghh!!!!
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I just threw up reading this.
Hark the transportation sings, "Everyone is vomiting!" If you don't want to be next, you better get out of that mess Chistmas joy their bellies bringing From their throats the vomit singing, "damn all of you infidels! I hope that you enjoy the smell" Hark the transportation sings, "Everyone is vomiting!"