By MiscHats - 14/12/2012 12:28 - Australia - Elsternwick

Today, I was on a crowded bus when the woman behind me vomited. The guy next to her was a sympathy puker. So were 3 other people. There was no room to escape. FML
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MiscHats 14

Perhaps I should have made this a little more clear, but yes, I did get puked on. Unfortunately the woman behind me was in a seat which was higher than mine, and thanks to the laws of physics, that meant the vomit sailed nicely downwards and splashed onto the back of my head. She didn't aim into her lap. The guy next to her had the aisle seat, and he at least puked into his lap. One of the other three who puked was standing up in the aisle, and I'm pretty sure he splashed a few people. The other two were at the front of the bus. Basically, it was a Pukey Bus from hell. Getting off was maybe the happiest moment of my life.

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SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

Hark the transportation sings, "Everyone is vomiting!" If you don't want to be next, you better get out of that mess Chistmas joy their bellies bringing From their throats the vomit singing, "damn all of you infidels! I hope that you enjoy the smell" Hark the transportation sings, "Everyone is vomiting!"

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AKGirlinSD 20

I understand it sounds gross but I puke at least 5 times a day and vomit at least 3 (vomit means bile is in what comes up). I used to be a sympathy puker until I was given this lovely disease that paralyzed my stomach in which almost no food comes out the other end. Honestly, if people are puking in public they need to silence themselves. That's the trigger to make others puke: the sound alone.

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AKGirlinSD 20

I just realized I created The Courtesy Puke: keep it quiet, if you can't wait to let it all out, while people are within earshot.

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greatfirstdate 18

You should have puked on all 5 of them. Damn sympathy pukers. Taking all of our jobs.

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jennrotten 12

OP, I feel your pain. I was on an airplane trip when I was about 10 or so. The woman next to me lost her lunch all over her lap and splashed me. I somehow managed not to barf during the rest of the trip, but when my mother picked me up at the airport and took me out to lunch, I had to run to the restroom while we were waiting to be seated. I will never forget that trip.

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Ninjagirl2211 5

I'm sorry. I laughed so hard when I read this. I'm a horrible person.

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