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By maddiee. - 21/10/2010 15:20 - Indonesia

Today, I was on Skype with a guy I really like, in the living room. My dad saw that I was on video chat, got undressed, right down to his bright green y-fronts, and then started dancing behind me. My crush saw it all. FML

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By toiletgirl - 14/12/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML

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By wrongdecisions - 05/07/2022 16:00

Today, some guy I’ve been talking to showed up at my house while I was on video call with my boyfriend. I had to confess to a stupid situation I had no business being in. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2023 00:02 - Switzerland - Zollikerberg

Today, I finally had an opportunity to flirt with the guy I have a crush on. We danced together all night and everything was going well… too well apparently, because out of nowhere, he kissed my sister, who knew about my crush on him but still kissed him back. FML

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By Fatty - 27/12/2009 07:15 - United States

Today, the guy I've had a crush on came over to my house. My Dad came in to see how we we're doing, looks at me and says "Man... You've REALLY been puttin' on the pounds!", pokes me in the stomach a few times, and leaves. FML

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By justno - 29/06/2014 00:26 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, my sister ran into my room unannounced while I was on webcam with a potential employer. Before I could react, she looked at my screen, said "Damn, he's fucking hot." and flashed him. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 09:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

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Couch action

By Mojo_Jojo - 13/06/2009 11:01 - China

Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML

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By longlostkid556 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, the girl I have a crush on came over to work on a project. My dad rushed into the room we were in, farted, and then ran out giggling. FML

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Get out of the way

By SweetDreamsTibi - 10/02/2019 12:00

Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML

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Chilled

By Anonymous - 23/05/2024 06:00 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I was on a video call with my crush from work. Trying to look totally chill, I leaned back in my chair. The back of chair gave way, so I fell out of frame, and the only thing he saw before I disconnected was my foot in the air. FML

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mintcar 9

Thursday 21 October 2010 19:06

Hahahaha, your dad is hilarious.

krushr 3

Thursday 21 October 2010 19:05

Time to start Skyping in your room. Unless he's into that kind of thing?

Comments

sickchiverzz 4

Friday 5 November 2010 10:09

total win! for your dad I mean

ryantb12345678 0

Monday 11 April 2011 1:40

your dad is a legend

wwweee6362 0

Monday 2 May 2011 5:30

wow tht suks lol

CloneXD11 3

Thursday 12 May 2011 4:32

I love ur dad

MarthaFocker 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 18:54

Awesome.

B10ndi3 1

Friday 15 July 2011 3:25

Your dad is amazing!!!

CassieBoo143 12

Friday 15 July 2011 19:26

your dad sounds amazing (: I wish my family was that fun....

watawataboy 6

Sunday 23 October 2011 7:53

Hey no worries... If some girls dad did that I wouldn't think the girl is weird I'd just think the dad is.

ShakiraShakira 7

Tuesday 8 November 2011 2:10

Fyl but your dad is awesome!

stevenmx86 7

Wednesday 4 January 2012 0:16

How does OP NOT deserve this? Hey OP, use your brain and video chat in private!

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