Miscellaneous: Today, I misplaced my wallet. Fortunately, I knew exactly where...

By starstruck - 20/11/2009 09:36 - France

Today, I misplaced my wallet. Fortunately, I knew exactly where it was. Unfortunately, I had just taken out the only form of picture ID that morning. I couldn't stop the finders from laughing as they saw my fake celebrity entertainment ID while I tried to convince them it was actually my wallet. FML

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By life_suxxx - 06/12/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML

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By fml_seriouslyfml - 07/06/2009 01:11 - United States

Today, I left my wallet on top of my car when I filled up with gas. I drove away and didn't realize it until I got home. I went back and found it on the side of the road. Empty of my credit cards, pictures and checks. All that was left was my driver's license. FML

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By Boyufd - 15/10/2019 02:00

Today, I bought a replacement ID after weeks looking for my old one and not finding it. When I got home, my brother said he'd found my ID. FML

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By Dixienornous - 03/06/2016 11:05 - United States - Rohnert Park

Today, my wallet got stolen. I don't have a photo ID to get a temporary debit card, and since I don't have a debit card, I can't go to the DMV to get a new license. FML

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By HellisLikeTheDMV - 13/07/2012 15:19 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I finally went to the DMV to replace my lost license. After waiting for almost two hours, I casually rummaged through my purse. Something strange inside the lining caught my eye. It was my license. FML

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By JackSteely - 22/12/2011 12:04

Today, I found a wallet containing an ID card. I managed to track down the owner, who now is threatening to call the police if I don't return the 400 dollars that he insists were also in it. FML

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By Recon - 17/03/2009 12:16 - Switzerland

Today, I had gone to the store and bought a new wallet. 5 minutes later a security guard asks for my receipt. Turns out I had dropped my receipt. Some guy had picked it up and pretended I had stole his wallet. The guard confiscated my wallet because the guy had "his" receipt to prove it. FML

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By Frasier - 10/08/2024 16:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I lost my wallet while out shopping. Panicked, I retraced my steps and found it at a store, turned in by an employee. Grateful, I opened it to find a note that read, "We left the money but took one dollar for karma." I checked. They did actually take one dollar. FML

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By Aaron Lewis - 07/07/2012 05:01 - United States - Topeka

Today, I bumped into a man on the street. I apologized and he picked up his wallet. To clear the awkward silence, I pointed out that his wallet looked like mine. It wasn't until I was on the next street that I realized it was my wallet. FML

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By dannij08 - 27/01/2009 16:47 - United States

Today, I hid my credit card from myself so I wouldn't use it. Now I can't find it. FML

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popatia 0

Friday 20 November 2009 16:12

Why do you have a fake celebrity ID?

No_fyl_cuz_ydi 0

Friday 20 November 2009 22:04

if you misplaced it then how did you know exactly where it was? ydi for having a fake celebrity id

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popatia 0

Friday 20 November 2009 16:12

Why do you have a fake celebrity ID?

No_fyl_cuz_ydi 0

Friday 20 November 2009 22:04

if you misplaced it then how did you know exactly where it was? ydi for having a fake celebrity id

sanders924 0

Friday 20 November 2009 22:35

WHY?? you're a pathetic loser

HollyoaksFan93 9

Thursday 6 October 2011 18:19

Says you.

Cramps_fml 0

Saturday 21 November 2009 4:10

I don't even understand this one. What is a finder and why do you have a fake "celebrity entertainment" Id?

DLT_17 0

Saturday 21 November 2009 5:49

#6 the finders are the people who found his wallet. A fake celebrity enertainment id is something you would make for fun. but it had his name and picture so you could compare it to his actual id and you would know it was him. to the OP. FYL i hate when people don't take me seriously.