Transportation: Today, I was on the bus going to formal for my sorority. I was... - FML

By Anonymous - 22/03/2009 22:40 - United States

Today, I was on the bus going to formal for my sorority. I was sitting in the 5th row of the bus when I felt raindrops on my face coming through the open window. I then realized it wasn't raining, but the girl in the 1st row was throwing up out her window and it was coming back in through my window. FML

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itlybabe 0

Monday 23 March 2009 1:59

i would have thrown up. that is so gross

cement_mixer 0

Monday 23 March 2009 2:02

whoever said you deserved that is a bitch

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Khalavaster 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 0:42

Nasty. ugh keep this kind of shit to urself

CRCbaybee 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 6:25

that sucks ;; my cousin did somthing like that he spit out the bus window and the spit flew on a girls hair 2 windows up. lol

CaptainPat 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 5:03

haha in new york state they made it a law that windows on buses can only open like 4 inches cus some dumbass kid in NYC was sticking half his body out the window and whacked his head off a lamp post. Or maybe thats just school buses. IDK. haha, but fyl indeed

Elusive_Ness1988 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 19:14

wow you sound odd

Thealex8 0

Monday 6 July 2009 2:41

gross

FrerardAddict 6

Monday 27 July 2009 9:39

Hahahaha the comic for this one is hilarious! XD

BunniiPop1 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 5:54

Ewww that's nastii ugh But ii love your cartoon, iits my favoriite lol Super cute! :D

jorgefelipe 0

Friday 16 October 2009 14:22

poor girl lol

technolove 7

Saturday 17 October 2009 1:38

OH MAN THAT'S GROSSSS

Unsure_1 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 12:56

That is nasty, but the cartoon is hilarious.

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