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By wouaf - 29/05/2015 04:19 - France - Voiron

Today, I was out shopping with my little sister. I wanted to try something on, so I put my bag in front of a changing room and jokingly told her to bark if someone came near. She ended up biting a lady who was trying to get into one of the changing rooms. FML

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Enslaved 36

Friday 29 May 2015 10:19

So her bite was worse than her bark?

irish_lad 16

Friday 29 May 2015 10:22

At least she did what she was told. I have bother getting my kids to do what I tell them

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FrozenMusic 26

Friday 29 May 2015 12:26

Sister goals

nityasomaiya 46

Friday 29 May 2015 12:27

Well, she atleast listens to you!

X_KassidyRose_X 12

Friday 29 May 2015 12:48

At least she commits to her job

zarrganaut 17

Friday 29 May 2015 12:56

Bad girl! Bad!

vikky538 28

Friday 29 May 2015 12:58

You should be really careful of what you say to the kids

jberg583 12

Friday 29 May 2015 14:07

In other FML's Today, I was walking into a changing room and got bite by some girl pretending to be a dog. FML

MrGibbs25 20

Friday 29 May 2015 15:39

Hahaha you have an awesome sister. made me think of my nieces and nephews.

DraconicFeline 31

Friday 29 May 2015 16:55

So close!

lvg_fml 10

Friday 29 May 2015 17:06

How old is she ?

Jiratias 36

Friday 29 May 2015 17:45

Well, at least you are well protected with her around.

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