Love: Today, I asked out this girl at work who I've had a crush on...

By okaythen - 14/08/2016 19:21 - United States - Euless

Today, I asked out this girl at work who I've had a crush on for a while. She looked oddly familiar, aside from the fact that we worked together. It was almost like we'd met outside of work. Two hours and one Snapchat story later, I realized I'd asked out my best friend's girlfriend. FML

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By fezhafeez - 23/02/2016 19:26 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, the girl I like asked me to take over her shift at the place we both work at. Being nice, I readily took over. Later, I found out she went on a date with my best friend. He knows I like her. FML

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By 10 years, 0 dates - 28/11/2020 11:03

Today, I wanted to ask out this cute girl I used to work with. Before I could, she said she likes my only friend there, and asked if could I set them up. Trying to be nice guy and good friend, I did. Then she made her complete lack of interest in me obvious. But hey, at least the gay guy she hung out with thought I was cute. FML

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By beingthebossisoverrated - 16/07/2009 02:08 - United States

Today, I realized the extent of my crush on one of my employees. I found myself cropping our picture out of the staff photo to see what we would look like as a couple. FML

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Brave

By :// - 04/11/2013 22:27 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, I finally worked up enough courage to ask out the guy I've had a crush on for months. I texted him, and he thought I was Maddy from work, not Maddie his neighbor. Now he and the Maddy from his work are dating. FML

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By FriendZone - 03/03/2017 16:00 - United States - Abington

Today, after what I thought was several weeks of flirting with a coworker, I asked her out on a date. She asked if it could be a double date, and I said yes. I brought a friend, she brought her husband. FML

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By thefmlman2011 - 02/09/2023 08:02 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was going to ask out a girl I work with, only to find out that not only is she in a relationship, she’s also a lesbian. FML

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Never leave evidence

By Anonymous - 14/11/2021 02:00

Today, I asked my crush out, after a year of liking her. What did she do? She laughed, took a screenshot of it, and sent it to her friend. FML

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By e.middlechild - 13/06/2009 12:15 - United States

Today, I finally got enough courage to ask out this girl that I've liked for a year. While we were out at lunch, she ran into her ex that she had just broken up with. They then had a long conversation about their relationship, and ended up getting back together. She was my ride home. FML

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Friendzone 2.0

By NeverNumberOne - 23/04/2018 01:30

Today, I finally got the courage to ask my best friend to go on a date with me. She assumed I meant a double date and squealed, "Who's the lucky guy?!" She thought I was her gay best friend for the past year. FML

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Love is love

By Anonymous - 05/04/2024 10:00 - Sierra Leone

Today, it was my best friend's wedding. The night ended with her in tears outside her hotel suite, where she confessed that she has a serious crush on me. I have a serious crush on her too. We're both straight women. I'm really confused. FML

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PBplusJ 12

Monday 5 September 2016 5:03

Today, my best friend asked out my girlfriend at work, FML

PBplusJ 12

Monday 5 September 2016 5:01

I'm guessing and hoping she said no?

Comments

PBplusJ 12

Monday 5 September 2016 5:01

I'm guessing and hoping she said no?

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Monday 5 September 2016 5:43

Even if she said yes, it might be just cause she recognised OP and figured there was nothing wrong with having lunch with a work colleague who is also her boyfriend's best friend.

usedletterboard 7

Tuesday 6 September 2016 13:23

You shouldn't assume the best friend wouldn't be okay with her going with others!

Unknown_Prox 10

Monday 5 September 2016 5:03

Dude, I'm hoping She said no. Hope everything works out for you

xxDeeStar 27

Monday 5 September 2016 5:03

That sucks OP. But I hope you clarified to your best friend that it was completely unintentional. Don't let it remain a secret or else it'll just cause boundaries between you and your friend. Although.. It's weird that you forgot how your best friend's girl looked like... But it happens I guess. Good luck!

RpiesSPIES 27

Monday 5 September 2016 10:14

For some reason some people distance their SO's from their friends. Weird, since I feel it'd be good to know their friends... Unless they're complete a*holes of course.

icefishbaby 14

Monday 5 September 2016 16:51

It's believable that they wouldn't be close friends, and I guess it's possible that he wouldn't recognize her by face, especially if they don't use Facebook. As #3 said, some people don't include their SOs in the social circle. But I'm having a hard time that they best friend never mentioned to either of them that they work at the same place. The best friend had to know that they were coworkers, and it's very odd that he wouldn't have mentioned it.