Miscellaneous: Today, I was outside eating my lunch when an old man pulled his... - FML

By Anonymous - 12/11/2010 00:54 - United States

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Today, I was outside eating my lunch when an old man pulled his pants down and took a dump on the sidewalk next to me. FML

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By Tim - 16/06/2009 06:15 - United States

Today, I was enjoying some much needed serenity while I ate lunch in an empty park. To my surprise, an older, clean cut man in a suit sits on the bench next to me. Without saying a word, he unleashes the most foul of farts I've ever witnessed, gets up, gives me a nod, and leaves. FML

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By Cassie - 02/05/2011 00:21

Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML

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By lvegadelgado_6 - 10/08/2015 14:32 - United States - Deerfield

Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 20:26 - United States

Today, while waiting at the bus stop, the guy standing near me started peeing on the sidewalk and on my shoes. FML

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By BaliTheDog - 24/03/2013 23:01 - France

Today, I was walking my dog when he stopped in the middle of the street and took a dump. I looked around furtively but saw nobody, so I just kept walking. I stepped in it on the way back home. FML

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By half-dead in CA - 31/05/2014 16:39 - United States - San Francisco

Today, as I was standing in line at the checkout, the elderly guy in front turned around and said quietly to me, "Sometimes I shit my pants." He then nodded grimly and turned back around, hitting me with the full force of the stench now coming from his pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2020 23:01 - United States - San Jose

Today, I went on a walk with my family because I'm trying to be more active. We were near my son's school when I got a grumbling in my stomach. I rushed to find a place to take a dump. As I approached a Porta-Potty, my ass couldn't hold it any longer and I shit myself 20 feet away from the toilet. FML

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By jackpot - 09/05/2011 01:53 - Venezuela

Today, I was in a parking lot looking for a spot, and after driving around for a long while I finally found one. A homeless man was taking a shit on it. FML

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By ugh - 14/06/2011 17:56 - United States

Today, I woke up to a homeless man relentlessly shitting on my porch. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I really had to take a shit. My coworker had gone on lunch break and I was alone in the shop. There were no customers, so to the can I went. Cue a long series of loud wet farts and splashes, followed by the flush. I emerged to see the horrified face of some old lady and her grandson who'd heard everything. FML

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chineseguy 0

Friday 12 November 2010 9:09

you gotta go when you gotta go!

Darko21 5

Friday 12 November 2010 9:12

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kawaiinekorock 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 2:13

lo-FREKEN-l!!!!!!

NoHat 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 2:30

LOL

hkkilla 6

Saturday 13 November 2010 9:29

this sounds like a joke from a "Jackass" episode. try to be original next time. ;]

RileyL29 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 16:58

Was it Johnny Knoxville? :)

Bball_boy15 3

Sunday 14 November 2010 6:42

ur sure this isn't a scene from jackass lol fyl

NewSlang 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 7:04

I bet that lunch came back up as fast as the geezer's lunch came down!

Carnavia 6

Sunday 14 November 2010 15:07

#108 true true oh and this is a jackass skit next time be origanal

HomeAl0ne 20

Sunday 14 November 2010 21:38

He probably works for McDonalds and is used to dumping shit in front of people. Would you like flies with that?

thatsbadnews 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 5:10

I do that all the time! it's not normal? jk jk lol

sarasweetie 0

Monday 31 January 2011 6:06

hahahahaha. lml.

Benji_B 2

Monday 7 March 2011 15:30

And how is that a FML moment? It's not like it was YOUR sidewalk nor is it the one in front of your house. And I'm sure you didn't have to clean up after him. I've seen that before, mad and sometimes old people do that. So you're FML is a fail.

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