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By Anonymous - 09/02/2022 16:00

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Today, the lullaby I sing to my toddler makes my husband fall asleep faster than her, so basically I have to choose between not having sex or having to put up with a cranky overtired hyperactive toddler. Our house has a single bedroom where we all co-sleep, so I guess it's option one for now for me. FML
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bigmarklew2 1

You deserve it get a second room

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RichardPencil 30

So, you want to participate in the activity that could give you a second hyperactive toddler? You'd think the cranky baby would be enough of an anti-aphrodisiac!

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missedhighfivemakessad 4

FYL but that’s kinda adorable lol

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bigmarklew2 1

You deserve it get a second room

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RichardPencil 30

So, you want to participate in the activity that could give you a second hyperactive toddler? You'd think the cranky baby would be enough of an anti-aphrodisiac!

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Hangryko 29

Your toddler needs to sleep somewhere else. They'll never be able to sleep or self soothe on their own at this rate.

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sixxis 7

Just sit on your husband while singing the lullaby

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