Love: Today, I was playing Apples to Apples with my girlfriend and...

By anonymous - 10/11/2012 11:02 - United States

Today, I was playing Apples to Apples with my girlfriend and a few others. The card that was drawn was labeled "pathetic". Among other cards that were laid down in attempts to be similar to "pathetic" was my girlfriend's card. She won with a create-a-card labeled "My Sex Life". FML

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By UnluckyArtist - 14/09/2009 18:54 - United States

Today, I had an art class with my girlfriend. The teacher assigned "anti-cards", or cards for unusual or bad occasions. My girlfriend decided to make a "break-up" card, and I helped her write the poem inside it. After class, she gave it to me. FML

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By Embarrassed - 22/08/2013 04:40 - United States - Gloucester

Today, I was playing Charades with my boyfriend's family. When it was his turn, he pointed at me. His mother said "Bitch?" The answer was "relationship". FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2015 20:42 - Australia - Blacktown

Today, I won a game of Monopoly against my girlfriend. She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, and mowing down my mailbox driving away. FML

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By ellieinc - 08/08/2016 03:39 - United States - Stacy

Today, my boyfriend bought me Cards Against Humanity because he thinks it would give me some motivation to make friends since I only have one and need three to play. Sad thing is, he's right. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2013 18:14 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I was playing Draw Something with my girlfriend, when I decided to start a game with some other people. She immediately accused me of "cheating" on her, and still refuses to talk to me. FML

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By skeletor - 18/02/2009 03:22 - United States

Today, my group of friends, my girlfriend, and I were playing "Never have I ever." My girlfriend's turn came up and she went with, "Never have I ever had an orgasm." FML

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By ThePopeMan - 17/03/2009 17:42 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML

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Wild Monopoly game tactics

By I hate that game - 23/11/2013 16:11 - United Kingdom - Wigan

Today, I was playing Monopoly with my boyfriend and a few friends. After I bankrupted my boyfriend, he turned to me and said, "I fucked your best friend last night, so who really won?" I turned to the best friend in question, she looked at the board and said, "I'd like to buy a house please." FML

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By I hate games - 18/08/2015 20:17 - United States - Belton

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through charades. FML

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By mainlineloser - 28/11/2014 05:25 - United States - Narberth

Today, after Thanksgiving dinner, we all played Cards Against Humanity. On one round, I was the dealer, and I received "foreskin" as a card. When I said this, my grandmother told me that apparently, after my ritual circumcision, my grandfather buried my foreskin under our rosebushes. FML

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Yessi_Boo 14

Saturday 10 November 2012 19:52

Oh, right in the ego!

newbiehere99 6

Saturday 10 November 2012 20:14

#1 - Your comment is pathetic.

Comments

LexieWins 0

Saturday 10 November 2012 21:31

You should have interrupted the game with a sex intermission :)

Caliborn_06 11

Saturday 10 November 2012 21:33

According to what I read, seems like a sex intermission would just have made it worse.

j3ebrules 13

Saturday 10 November 2012 21:47

The "my" is the person reading it. Fyl for not understanding the simple game.

sophiekat 19

Saturday 10 November 2012 22:01

You should fix that :)

BingleBop 18

Saturday 10 November 2012 22:04

That comment, your profile picture, and your username, makes an awkward situation...

AlexRen 21

Saturday 10 November 2012 22:40

That's when you get home no arguments. Just take her to the room & take her down! Like a Boss!

GlobalGenocide 8

Saturday 10 November 2012 23:07

Don't hate the game, hate the players.

cimgrund 1

Saturday 10 November 2012 23:15

Oh come on! It was a great card to play. Most of the time, the funniest card played is the one picked! Don't be so pathetic.

pnutbutternjelly 15

Saturday 10 November 2012 23:31

It may have been a bad joke on her part, but I'm sure that's all it was, just a shitty joke. I'm sure she didn't mean it to be offensive.

mbuck87 19

Sunday 11 November 2012 0:24

You deserve it for not trying harder in bed. Learn how to please yo woman before she finds someone who can. Ask her what she likes and doesn't like

Ameel_fml 19

Sunday 11 November 2012 2:29

To be fair, if their sex life is pathetic it isn't only up to the OP to fix it. The girlfriend could use some communication to tell him what she does and doesn't like. So many people expect the other to be a mind-reader in bed, and that's just not how it goes. If your partner is doing something wrong, it's not hard to say "I don't like that. But if you do this instead..."