Miscellaneous: Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke,... - FML

By Anonymous - 07/06/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML

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genius_man16 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 20:23

BAHAHAHA You got owned by a kitten. YDI so much.

orangerocker26 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 20:24

why in the hell would you dutch oven your own cat. you deserved it.

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saxlover 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 22:14

# 4, that sounds sooooo wrong

chapmmel 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 22:14

Why would you do that? What did the kitten ever do to you other than be really cute? I hope your girlfriend does it to you, and better yet, dumps your ass. Douche.

dem54 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 22:14

i think if you became sterile it would be for the better cause if you can do it to a poor innocent kitten you'll probably do it to your poor innocent child.

Stephai 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 22:19

YDI! Why the **** would you jokingly try to suffocate him?

A_Dumbass 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 22:20

XD lmfao good job

dancin303 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 22:23

kitten: 1 you: 0 kitten ftw and ydi..i want to tell your sister to never let you near that poor animal ever again. cats arnt toys you get to expirment on or torture. oh and highfive the cat for me

shakenbake93 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 22:24

Animal abuser.

btuwo 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 22:26

FYL because ur balls got scratched, and you thought something like that wuold actually be funny, but in the same time YDI.

dancin303 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 22:27

oh and just so people know trauma to the genitals doesn’t make you infertile, unfortunately in this case.

Rusty325 4

Sunday 20 February 2011 14:15

unless it caused damage to the seminal tubes

trapiadora 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 22:31

#73 said it best. LOL

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