Geek: Today, I was playing World of Warcraft, when all of a sudden,...

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2013 05:23 - United States - Hudson

Today, I was playing World of Warcraft, when all of a sudden, I remembered I was supposed to be at a wedding. I was 25 minutes late to my own wedding. FML

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jw90 18

Saturday 14 September 2013 11:55

This is why I didn't get into this game. It ruins lives.

KareBear7364 5

Saturday 14 September 2013 11:58

You sound like a keeper.

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Nat52482 25

Friday 18 September 2015 23:15

I feel sorry for the bride, marrying somebody who plays WoW.

saraaa2552 15

Monday 16 November 2015 8:09

I don't know why but I don't believe this is true

Wolf6661 22

Tuesday 10 May 2016 20:41

Dude are you like immortal or something? Cuz my fiancé would ******* murder my ass if I did tht.

Jason_Voorhees 7

Thursday 28 July 2016 7:19

I'm pretty sure that same thing could have happened to my dad.

Wolverine48Ga 21

Friday 16 September 2016 19:58

Well that sure ain't good

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