Miscellaneous: Today, I was rollerblading in the university gardens and taking...

By krizleykrislo - 30/04/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, I was rollerblading in the university gardens and taking pictures. A worker started to yell at me, and I told him that I had perfect control and could stay on the sidewalk. As I turned to skate away, I faceplanted into a bed of prized rare flowers. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2024 12:00 - United States

Today, I finally give rollerblading a try, since it looked so effortless. I put on all the gear and started skating down the street. Within seconds, I lost control, crashed into a garbage bin, and rolled directly into my neighbor's yard. I was so embarrassed that I just lay there pretending I was "just fine, really" while their dog licked my face. FML

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By skating101 - 08/12/2009 02:32 - Canada

Today, I went skating at the local rink. I had a really hard time balancing and was falling all over the place. After everyone had a good laugh, someone finally decided to tell me that one of my blade covers was still on, thanks. FML

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My life is a romcom

By Lucky girl - 23/08/2023 04:00 - Canada

Today, I was at a friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. Everyone cheered, until I slipped on the flowers and fell flat on my back. FML

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SK8 OR DIE

By YipYop - 20/01/2016 04:06 - United States - Brandon

Today, I rode a skateboard down a street past a busy two-story outdoor cafe. As I rode by, a group of people thought it'd be funny to kick stray pebbles at my wheels, trying to make me trip. It worked. My backpack ripped open in the process letting all my school-work float away in the wind. FML

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Balls

By onehitwonder - 10/02/2011 07:26

Today, it snowed a lot and my friends and I went outside for a walk. Someone drove by and threw a snowball at me, hitting me square in the face. Surprised, I side-stepped only to end up losing balance and roll down a hill into a ditch full of prickly bushes. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2013 21:02 - Bulgaria - Batanovci

Today, I was riding my bike home from the store. Wanting to impress some passers-by, I tried to do a trick on a sharp turn. I hit a pole with my balls. As I was lying on the ground in agony, a guy pulled over, took a picture, and took off laughing. FML

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Ambushed

By sydstreet - 09/04/2012 05:31 - United States - Arlington

Today, my anxiety was so bad that when I was riding my bike on the sidewalk and two pedestrians came walking in the opposite direction, I got so nervous about having to go between them or accidentally hitting them that I fell off my bike, into a bush. FML

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By jodulieu - 02/09/2010 02:31 - France

Today, I fell off my bike. I grazed my knee, shin, thigh, hip, collar bone, shoulder and face. I also strained my wrist. As I was wheeling my bike away, I stung my other leg on nettles. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2013 20:33 - United States

Today, the weather was beautiful, so I decided to go out skating. I guess I took a wrong turn into a bad neighborhood, because I ended up being chased several blocks by a group of jacked-up thugs wielding baseball bats and taunting, "Skate or die, homie!" FML

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Smooth sailing

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Puerto Rico

Today, I was messing around in computer class when somebody called my name from the hall. Trying to be smooth, I tried rolling my chair backwards out into the hall. The wheels wasted no time jamming and sending me crashing face-first into the floor in front of everyone. FML

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rabidhatter 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 19:38

Wow you're an asshole and you totally deserve it. If there's a no skating rule, then DON'T SKATE THERE you tool.

Tehalon 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 19:22

YDI, Noob.

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Evee_fml 0

Friday 1 May 2009 5:56

Maybe if you weren't being an arrogant sot the universe wouldn't have delt you a soil filled karmic punch in the face

robinhoood 0

Friday 1 May 2009 7:40

Who the **** rollerblades anymore? As a life long skater and self respecting citizen, I have to say... Rollerfairy :P

musu_fml 0

Friday 1 May 2009 13:52

The worker was telling you what you were doing wasn't safe or sensible...but of course, you knew better didn't you?

turnedoffTVgrey 0

Friday 1 May 2009 13:56

Who rollerblades anymore?

shoeofallcosmos 0

Friday 1 May 2009 20:23

INSTANT KARMA One day I told my roommate as he was leaving to drive carefully. He freaking laughed at me and shut the door. He came back that evening with a speeding ticket.

cryssycakesx3 22

Saturday 19 July 2014 5:12

ugh. karma happens in your afterlife...

jennafierce 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 2:39

I hope you didn't break your camera O_o

UhSureWhyNot 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 9:28

Today, I was working in the university gardens where we had the one of the last specimens of a rare flower. A clumsy-looking rollerblader comes through, shouts that they have "perfect" control, and then smashed into the rare flowers, which cost us several thousand dollars. FML.