Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a garden party my friend had invited me to....

By Anonymous - 28/07/2015 12:22 - United Kingdom - Slough

Today, I went to a garden party my friend had invited me to. I soon discovered they had seriously downplayed the formality of the event, as I noticed trays of fancy hors d'oeuvres and glasses of champagne lined up on the table. I showed up with Kool Aid and Ritz crackers. FML

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Today, it's my birthday and I'd arranged a dinner party for 20 of my closest friends. I arrived at the restaurant, fully dressed and everything. When I got there, I thought everyone was ready to surprise me, but instead, nobody showed up. FML

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TheRugMan 17

Tuesday 28 July 2015 18:28

I bet those are some damn good ritz crackers though

roydashious 11

Tuesday 28 July 2015 18:28

look on the bright side now if the snacks run out you guys have crackers and kool aid

Comments

roydashious 11

Tuesday 28 July 2015 18:28

look on the bright side now if the snacks run out you guys have crackers and kool aid

ApollosMyth 22

Wednesday 29 July 2015 4:24

Hell, I'd consume the crackers and Koolaid first. That shit is delicious.

Mauskau 35

Wednesday 29 July 2015 10:30

I'm more concerned as to where OP got Kool-aid from, I don't think I've ever seen it sold in the UK. However OP is from Slough so probably one of the shops that has cheap stuff from everywhere...

IronMan_Mk43 20

Wednesday 29 July 2015 17:58

#64 Actually there's sweet shops that stock American sweets (and sachets of Kool-Aid mix) in many places in the UK and Ireland (Mr. Simms is an example of this)

Jowisee 29

Wednesday 29 July 2015 21:13

Tescos also has an American sweets aisle now too.

TheRugMan 17

Tuesday 28 July 2015 18:28

I bet those are some damn good ritz crackers though

Michaelaarnett 22

Tuesday 28 July 2015 18:28

FYL. They should've been truthful to you about how formal it was. Hopefully you were not made fun of for showing up like that.

iRambo 12

Tuesday 28 July 2015 20:47

Well it doesn't hurt if the person asked. I normally do when I am unsure.

Michaelaarnett 22

Wednesday 29 July 2015 6:39

I agree with you but it still would have been nice if they told the OP.

SoulEaterSE 23

Tuesday 28 July 2015 18:29

They really should have told you

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Tuesday 28 July 2015 18:29

What were you wearing?

natashamilan 13

Tuesday 28 July 2015 20:15

Uhh...khakis

BiGTiMeNeRD 29

Tuesday 28 July 2015 20:25

You sound hideous.

Pacers13 11

Tuesday 28 July 2015 22:43

Well I'm a guy, so...

SubparAtBest 23

Wednesday 29 July 2015 10:00

who is it. its Jake.. from state farm.

Attacksloth 33

Tuesday 28 July 2015 18:30

Ritz a la Kool Aid, anyone?

1dvs_bstd 41

Tuesday 28 July 2015 18:31

Stand up and yell 'fellas, knock off this high society crap and let's all get trashed on kool aid and crackers'

cksmith51 14

Tuesday 28 July 2015 18:31

Who doesn't enjoy kool-aid? You should've just said you weren't planning on having any alcohol so you brought a non-alcoholic alternative

MomGirl 13

Tuesday 28 July 2015 22:21

Ha! good one

r83839 22

Sunday 25 September 2016 5:43

Sounds like she might need some alcohol after this experience though.

kyuubi1 14

Tuesday 28 July 2015 18:33

You're gonna be the highlight of the party! I'd pick kool-aid over champagne any day.

snipesrock 9

Tuesday 28 July 2015 21:40

#9 the only champagne I've ever had was risk shoot. kool-aid all day every day.

SkylineFTW97 25

Wednesday 29 July 2015 0:50

The foods are pretty sorry for how much they cost, too. Take Caviar. It's an acquired taste, yet its price suggests that it's some sort of delicacy. If I wanted something tasty, I'd just drop by the closest fast food place. Then again, I never really had any sense of class to begin with.