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By notateen - 13/11/2009 20:26 - United States

Today, I was shopping with my baby daughter when an older woman came up to me. She glared and said, "You know, if you kids learned how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't be a mother at 16." I'm 25. FML

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By jb123 - 29/12/2019 20:00 - United States - Rock Springs

Today, I was sitting in a waiting room with my two-month-old son. A sweet little old lady came up to me and said, "Maybe if you knew how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't have a baby at 15, slut." I'm 23 and married. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2015 14:34 - United States

Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life." I'm 26 and just very short. FML

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By well okay then - 10/09/2012 04:39 - United States

Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML

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By vlcardenx3 - 12/03/2011 21:11 - United States

Today, I was at Aéropostale with some friends when I noticed a woman glaring at me. When we got to the checkout, the woman still had her eyes on me, so I asked why she was staring. She snapped, "If you had kept your legs closed, you wouldn't be pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML

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By itsjustmyluck - 09/11/2009 04:37 - United States

Today, I was in line at the store behind a lady and her young daughter. Trying to be polite I smiled at the little girl. She burst into tears asking her mommy 'what is wrong with that ladies teeth'. Apparently braces on a 25 year old is not 'kid friendly'. FML

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By streaker? - 27/11/2015 14:21 - Germany - Langenhagen

Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2015 06:49 - United States

Today, while in line at the supermarket, I told the lady behind me that she had a cute baby. She shot me a disgusted look and straight up accused me of being a pedophile. FML

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By mandm - 24/09/2013 21:01 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I had to explain to my son why it is not okay to slap old women's butts. He's 16. FML

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By Greg - 28/10/2013 21:53 - United States - Livonia

Today, I was leaving the grocery store when an old woman started yelling at me for not holding the door open for her. She accused me of being "everything wrong with the younger generation". It was an automatic door. FML

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By loser - 17/02/2009 23:33 - United States

Today, in front of the entire family, I yelled at my mom and told her she wasn't a good parent. She responded with "Well, at least I had friends when I was your age." FML

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BigCox3100 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 2:42

oh thats a complement. You must look young.

TheQuiet 2

Saturday 14 November 2009 2:45

Even if you were 16, she shouldn't have just come up and said that. People are unbelievably rude. Seriously, it's none of their business, screw off.

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clemsongirl13 0

Tuesday 12 June 2012 6:26

At least you look young!

TrippingOnAcid 29

Saturday 23 June 2012 10:08

It's a compliment

kat12856 4

Sunday 22 July 2012 6:02

I always make people feel bad for outwardly judging others. Whether they assumed right or not. It's rude and I always make sure to shoot them down. Even if means I have to lie.

kat12856 4

Sunday 22 July 2012 6:08

Amen(:

VioletRaven1 8

Wednesday 15 August 2012 13:08

Some people are right on her u should tell her your real age and tell her to ****** mind her own Buisness 4 all she nos u could have been ( don't take this to offensive cause it didn't happen 2 u ) raped

krisanda 5

Sunday 9 December 2012 6:16

Age means nothing when it comes to parenting. I was a first time mom at 18 and now at 25 have an amazing and very well behaved seven yr old. **** that nosey and judgmental old woman.

babeababe 16

Thursday 17 January 2013 20:04

Response "for your information ma'am, I'm 25! Maybe you should keep your old mouth shut!" I'm sure later on you'll be happy you look young though.

Suaria 38

Friday 8 March 2013 6:44

Dude that sucks so much! It reminds me of my little sister. She is 11 years younger than me with same biological parents. Anyways, there have been a few times where we have been approached by ladies thinking I am her mother. Plus if I was pregnant I would be a teenage pregnancy but one thing my little sister has taught me is I am not ready to raise a baby nor have sex.