Singing, Neighbours and Miscellaneous: Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window...

By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 17:54 - Canada - Tatamagouche

Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2023 00:00

Today, I was singing in the shower and my neighbor called the police because they thought I was in trouble. FML

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By CAchickadee - 29/05/2011 04:27 - United States

Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML

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Oh mother, I can feel, the soiiiiil falling over my heaaaaaaad

By Anonymous - 24/10/2009 10:27 - United States

Today, I was informed by my next door neighbor that they heard me singing in the shower last night. I laughed and she told me that the family gathers in their upstairs room closest to my bathroom window to guess which song I'm singing. Every night. FML

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Heaven knows I'm miserable now

By Morrissey2.0 - 17/06/2024 14:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was singing my heart out in the shower, convinced I was alone. Turns out my roommate had friends over, and they could hear everything through the bathroom vent. Now, they keep requesting encore performances of my renditions of songs by The Smiths. FML

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By WhitneyHouston - 06/07/2009 19:33 - United States

Today, my neighbor knocked on my door and left a note that said "Please stop singing in the shower. You're terrible, and everyone in the building can hear you." FML

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By MALICEG - 26/05/2012 07:00 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, there was a knock on my apartment door. It was the man from next-door, who sarcastically asked if I was alright, because he said he heard me screaming in agony. I was singing. FML

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Voice of a generation

By Stevie - 29/09/2024 06:00 - Portugal - Lisbon

Today, I was belting out Beyoncé in the shower, really feeling myself. When I got out, I heard applause. My new neighbors were sitting on their balcony and I had my bedroom window open. They'd been unwilling members of my entire shower performance's audience, and the applause was definitely sarcastic. FML

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By legit - 02/03/2009 05:22 - United States

Today, I was singing Alicia Keys in the shower and hitting the insanely high notes. My father ran into the bathroom and threw open the shower door, screaming. He thought I was wailing in pain. FML

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By deargodthepain - 02/02/2014 16:53 - United States

Today, I was singing in the shower but couldn't hit the higher notes. My wife complained and 2 minutes later she ran a tap causing my shower to go freezing. I shrieked. My wife said my pitch was still wrong. FML

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Voice of an angel

By awesome - 11/04/2009 17:36 - United States

Today, I was sitting at my computer, listening and singing along to some music. I started singing louder, thinking that I was pretty good. Just then, my mom comes barging through the door in a frenzy saying, "Are you all right? Are you hurt?" FML

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zBLAKEz 23

Monday 14 July 2014 0:50

What song were you singing?

746278Ab 14

Monday 14 July 2014 0:53

I don't sing in the shower.... I preform

Comments

deebiedoobie 13

Monday 14 July 2014 1:04

Perhaps humming in the shower would be a better fit for you.

qdawg06 23

Monday 14 July 2014 1:04

Sing louder OP. Haha it's not like they can call the cops. Even if they did, how serious would they be taken?

Witchylady 17

Monday 14 July 2014 1:13

What a stupid reason to have an argument with your neighbour for. Tell your neighbours to get a life or some earplugs.

ColonelCusswords 24

Monday 14 July 2014 1:39

Haters gonna hate

blazerman_fml 17

Monday 14 July 2014 1:40

If they were arguing..It would mean your mom was defending you,Hope she wins!

beaverteaser 16

Monday 14 July 2014 1:41

maybe they came over to request a song....

worldclassrager 39

Monday 14 July 2014 1:56

Close the window or keep going and improve

gogators941 11

Monday 14 July 2014 3:55

Sucks to suck

False_Stupidity 41

Monday 14 July 2014 4:10

If you were singing a Beiber song, I can understand the neighbors reaction, otherwise, screw the neighbors.

noelasis94 18

Monday 14 July 2014 4:25

So you're the female version of William Hung?

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